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    OSO Content Provider Commercial Member SHARKEY-IMAGES's Avatar
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    Talking Watch What You Say!

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
    front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know,
    dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My
    face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
    hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."

    She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
    me feel better about myself."

    He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
    soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your

    Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at
    St. Anthony's Memorial Chapel.

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member Steve 1's Avatar
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    Re: Watch What You Say!

    That's funny chit! LMAO ROTF

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