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THRILLSEEKER 08-25-2004 03:08 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
ok I have herd the words dongfarmer, ballcage, mustardfarmer, I am still waiting on bagphlem, and after that I think that just about sums up your large vocabulary. and whats this about not having any time??? who ya tryin to kid? the last I knew you were spending all day every day in michigan out sailing on a lake with your friends from the Neverland Ranch and coming in the house from time to time to have mommy change your diaper, wipe the seagull poop off of your mouth, and refill your sippy cup with Colt 45. after that its out to the sandbox to dig for cat turds becase youre suddenly in the mood for a morning snack, after getting all hot and sweaty he decided its off to the marina porta ****ter for a afternoon swim.


man I guess you have been busy

PUTZ!

Allan4 08-25-2004 03:09 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Chris, my freind............don't do it.......:D:D

Actually, I gotta run, no time to slam you right now...hehehe....not now that is....

glassdave 08-25-2004 03:19 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
get yer stories straight Putz . . .it was 4 pints of MadDog 20/20 and a 1974 GremlinX with the optional Levis interior, you still got that parts car or is it still in the repo lot after you faulted on the $18.00 loan you had for it . . . . . yea that was a good nickname but it just came naturally talking about you :D:D




ahhh good times. . . good times :)

CigDaze 08-25-2004 03:23 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Yo Allan...Hot Metts, eh? Damn, now I'm insulted...You better put down the Boons Hill Farm wine, before you strain your groin again...it's also affecting your judgement some I see. Next thing you know you'll be reminiscing again about that one time at felatio camp that you spent the weekend with thrillseeker. Let's not rehash those harsh memories. :D

And Chris, I didn't realize you had such a fascination...that stuff was a gift for Allan, you should have said you wanted your own Graig/KY/Borgnine lover kit, I would have gotten one for you too. It would have been a perfect compliment to your library of "Small Mammel, Homo-Erotic Pleasures for Dummies" books...:

Waterfoul 08-25-2004 03:27 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Can't believe this thread is still up on the Gen. Disc. section..... leave it to Putzy to get it moved though... seems he has a knack for getting threads moved and or "poofed." So, in other words.... Alan4... you can read, but don't type!! If you wanna type something... get puder to do it for you, then we can ignore it/not read it/try and figure it out.

There, maybe we can get puder involved here too...... :drink:

Waterfoul 08-25-2004 03:28 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Hey, what's wrong with Boones Farm????? :drink: :drink: :drink:

Chris288 08-25-2004 03:30 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Nick, I understand you killed a lot of what little brain cells you had left after Allan left you and you were found with that gas mask and tube up your bung,, but you got me confused with one of your male lovers,, That mamal book was for team Baja,, you should have remembered that since you personally travel around and demonstrate every move in the book to perspective lovers, to see if they qualify for Nick Naughty times safari.. You know, the one where guys in pink leopard print swing from ceiling hooks and you have your way with them ??

CigDaze 08-25-2004 03:32 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
:D :D :D
Boons Farm and "Hey Yaw'll, Watch this" accidents are usually found in close proximity to eachother.

Waterfoul 08-25-2004 03:38 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Originally Posted by Baja Daze
:D :D :D
Boons Farm and "Hey Yaw'll, Watch this" accidents are usually found in close proximity to eachother.

Yeah, so???? :cool:

Reed Jensen 08-25-2004 03:38 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Now they even confiscated your hermaphrodite beanie baby collection...what a shame.
Roflmao.... you guys are too funny..... :D... don't make me wish I that I posted the question....


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