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    Mod Squad Enforcer Charter Member Cash Bar's Avatar
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    Teus. funny..girls night out..

    I think I know this girl..

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls"
    and told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise."

    "Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3A.M, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the
    cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
    realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine

    I was really Proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution (even when Totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
    conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    Three times, then said "Oh crap." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Re: Teus. funny..girls night out..

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Re: Teus. funny..girls night out..

    Oldie but goodie

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    Re: Teus. funny..girls night out..

    Good One!!

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