Wednesday Funny
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Pulled over by the Cop
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the
passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car
doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU
SHUT UP?!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
WAIT FOR IT............
WAIT FOR IT............
WAIT FOR IT.......
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
Pulled over by the Cop
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the
passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car
doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU
SHUT UP?!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
WAIT FOR IT............
WAIT FOR IT............
WAIT FOR IT.......
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
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