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    Charter Member #34 Charter Member Dock Holiday's Avatar
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    Wednesday Funny


    Pulled over by the Cop

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
    you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

    The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60,
    perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the
    passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car
    doesn't have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
    and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
    detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
    teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
    seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
    off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
    back pocket."

    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
    seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    turns to his wife and barks, "FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU
    SHUT UP?!"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
    talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    WAIT FOR IT............

    WAIT FOR IT............

    WAIT FOR IT.......

    "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

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    That Funny!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

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