My dream was Gilligan's Island except the skipper was troutly, and he kept calling me "little buddy." Mcollinstn was the professor, but after he figured out a way to make a go cart out of coconut tree parts, and then tweeked it to go fast, we never saw him again.
But we needed him, because evil pirates, led by Spitfire were trying to attack the island and steal Ange, Ice Angel, Bonnie, Wasabe.... what? It's my dream. You can have as many women as you want on your island. Me and trout had a bunch.
Luckily, at the end.... Trout had his service weapon on him. I said "Skipper, what are you doing with that gun?" And an Allan Hale-ish looking Trout said: "What? I'm a cop, remember?"
The pirates, mumbling something about america needing a change, took their little dinghys back to their ship, saying that they would be back in november.
I said "bring beer." Then I woke up.
I spent too much time on OSO yesterday, too.