Bubba and Billy Bob, who are both from Arkansas, traveled down to Asheville,
North Carolina for a vacation.
While walking along a busy downtown street, they see a sign in a store window
which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair."
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, lookee here! We could buy a whole gob of
these clothes, take 'em back to Arkansas, sell 'em to all our friends, and make
a fortune fer us."
Bubba continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you say a word, okay? Just
let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're
ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us. Now, I'll talk in a
slow Carolina drawl so's they won't know.
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Carolina drawl, "I'll take 50 of
them there suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and
50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll just back up my pickup
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Arkansas, ain't you?"
"Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come'd you know that?"
The owner replies, "Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."
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