A drunken man staggers into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 mean looking men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,
staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he's one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a
hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with
your grandma and she's good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies can't believe this and are starting to get really mad, but the biker still
says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."