A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when
it's finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger. Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. He takes her hand and says Second I want you to relax Let's have a nice cup of tea and then he sighed, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
Put your best foot forward!
Peace & grace be to this place.
........ God bless the troops, always! :)
OH Snap!! I don't think I have heard that one before.
One evening two Blondes are sitting on a park bench. One say "Which is further away, the moon or Florida?" The other answers "Hello, can you see Florida?"
This should get me kicked off OSO.What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head ? A brunette with bad breath!
Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too!
Know what you say to a blonde with two black eyes???
Nothing...you already told her twice
You can never have too much horsepower or money...It's just hard to have both.
My buddy Harold from Oklahoma told me this one:
A guy is in an elevator when the door opens and this blonde walks in and says T G I F. He looks at her and says S H I T. She looks confused and says "no, maybe you didn't hear me correctly, I said T G I F". The man say's " I heard you correctly, and I said S H I T".
She says " I'm sorry, you don't get it, T G I F means Thank God It's Friday"
He says "I'm sorry that your blonde, But S H I T means Sorry Honey It's Thursday"
I can't talk about it right now, it's being handled by the Postal Inspector. Those guys don't mess around!
Originally Posted by Audiofn
You're giving the blondes ammo
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