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    OSO Content Provider Commercial Member SHARKEY-IMAGES's Avatar
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    Talking Winner of "The Irish Toast"

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
    to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of
    me wife!"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
    toast of the night!
    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
    prize for the best toast of the night.

    " She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your

    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
    sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very
    nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
    buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
    leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
    night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She
    said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
    meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
    last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
    time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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    Re: Winner of "The Irish Toast"

    ...Good one!

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    Re: Winner of "The Irish Toast"


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