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    Another Friday Funny...

    > Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books
    > himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life --
    > until the boat sank.
    He found himself swept up on the shore of an
    > island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and
    > coconuts.
    > After about four months, he is lying on the beach
    > one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In
    > disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
    > "I rowed from the other side of the island," she
    > says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."
    > "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have
    > a rowboat wash up with you."
    > "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat
    > out of raw material found on the island. The oars were whittled from
    > gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides
    > and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
    > "But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You
    > had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"
    > "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On
    > the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial
    > rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my
    > kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools
    > and used the tools to make the hardware." Ed is stunned.
    > "Let's row over to my place," she says.
    > After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at
    > a small wharf. As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the
    > boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow
    > painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an
    > expertly woven hemp rope, he could only stare ahead, dumb struck.
    > As they walk into the house, she says casually,
    > "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to
    > have a drink?"
    > "No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't
    > take any more coconut juice."
    > "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I
    > have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"
    > Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts,
    > and they sit down on her couch to talk.
    > After they have exchanged their stories, the woman
    > announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you
    > like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet
    > in the bathroom."
    > No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the
    > bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle.
    > Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end
    > inside of a swivel mechanism.
    > "WOW! This woman is amazing," he muses, "What next?"
    > When he returns, she greets him wearing 'nothing
    > but vines' strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of
    > gardenias.
    > She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins
    > suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been
    > out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's
    > something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've
    > been longing for all these months. You know..." She stares into his
    > eyes.
    > He can't believe what he's hearing: "You mean ", he
    > swallows excitedly;
    > "......I can check my e-mail from here?"

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    Re: Another Friday Funny...

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