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pennsylvania-Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

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pennsylvania-Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

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pennsylvania-It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

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florida- it is illegal to pull up to a dock in an active thunder and act like you are in a cool boat. a fine and uncontrollable laughter will be imposed.

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Danville

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Tonto

Guess we won't be taking any of the APACHE tribe to Montana, huh?

Tonto

Now, there was a time that we pulled up to Monty's at Miami Beach Marina in a 47 APACHE and there was this guy in an Active Thunder (no names, to protect the innocent), who was revving the sh!t out of his engines and disturbing ALL the neighbors and the DOCKMASTER. After we tied the boat up (quietly) and the offending soul shut his engines off, we heard the DOCKMASTER say,"What is your Problem?". The guy responded by saying "It's a race boat and we just got it fixed!". The DOCKMASTER responded, "What did you have done?". AT guy,"I had a starter replaced!"

NO DISRESPECT to my AT friends, this guy was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk he couldn't even tell you what his name was

Robert