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    Talking OT: Holiday Cookie Recipe

    With the holidays coming up, I'm sure everyone will be doing a lot of baking. This appears to be a fun and easy recipe for men and women!! See if you agree! Happy Holidays!!!
    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not! to fall over! Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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    Re: OT: Holiday Cookie Recipe

    Hey!! You took my recipe!!

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    Re: OT: Holiday Cookie Recipe

    I'm sitting here crying about to fall out of the chair!!!!

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