Guess Allan got a lesson in how small the world is, and how instant Karma is these days.
I loved the part about "I married my competitor's daughter, and he hates it."
Keep dreaming buddy. You would have to bring more to the table than a 30k salary and a double chin. You guys who make up stories tend to live sheltered in their parent's basement, have few friends and no G/F. Probably a recovering bedwetter and mama's boy. Big excitement comes from sneaking peeks at "America's Model Search" while scarfing little debbies stolen from kitchen while elderly mom is in the bathroom. Obviously wishes that he was something other than a used car salesman. Probably has lied to so many folks about owning multiple dealerships that he began to believe his own stories. Probably even lies to his parents (maybe just mom, no dad) about the same crap. "They are gonna make me a partner at work, Mom... can I have some more sloppy joes?"
Kid will be lucky to get a $300 dollar tax refund. And he will spend it on ground effects for his honda civic.... but he will have to get someone to help him do the install, because drilling makes him nervous.