Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
01-13-2005, 11:19 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
The highways are too crowded and we can get to the shopping centers much faster by water in a high performance boat. 
01-13-2005, 11:29 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
Sold the wife on a performance boat by telling her-
I'll sell the Motorcycle
It worked 
Tell her cruisers are for Poodles Not too mention, the more people on board the more to clean up after, also to be responsible for too, and they fill up the Porta potty 
Yuck
I'll sell the Motorcycle
It worked Tell her cruisers are for Poodles
Not too mention, the more people on board the more to clean up after, also to be responsible for too, and they fill up the Porta potty Yuck
01-13-2005, 11:30 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by Cig Daze
The more people, the bigger the mess to clean up, the more accidents to deal with, and a lot bigger hassle.
OK...I know I'm going to catch some crap for that so I'll go ahead and say it..."I'm sorry!" 
But seriously, I'd much rather ride on a "go fast" than a cruiser! Yes, there may be more room and amenities on a cruiser. But, when I go out on the boat that's my relaxation time and the last thing I'm going to want to do is clean up after others!
~Cat
P.S. Go fasts have mirrors and toilets, too!
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01-13-2005, 11:33 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
32-33 performance boat can be trailered and stored easier than a 33 cruiser. Some 33 cruisers will require permits to trailer. The performance boat can be serviced at an inland repair facility (which MAY be cheaper) because it is on a trailer. Maint will be less because it can be keep on a trailer(or floater/hoist) instead of being left in the water.
Just a few ideas.
Just a few ideas.
01-13-2005, 11:39 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by Fountain38SC
We're not that old yet.
From my experience;
She doesn't want a crusier, she wants a toilet with a door and a mirror that floats. And if she's really honest she'll admit she wants no kitchen or galley as sailboters would say.
She doesn't want a crusier, she wants a toilet with a door and a mirror that floats. And if she's really honest she'll admit she wants no kitchen or galley as sailboters would say.
01-13-2005, 11:46 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
With a performance boat we can cruise inlets on weeknights and then go racing on the weekends and really have some fun! Jo P4-1 HerbottRacing
01-13-2005, 11:46 AM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on the Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by dreamer
answer: Formula 33ss w twin 496
