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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
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If you can find one of these with the optional HP500 engines, that will do 70mph. It's been a ton of fun, and I think it might fit your slip too (I'd have to check on that). :D :D :D :drink: :drink:
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
I always use:
It's my f@@king money! :D :D |
Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
BRO'!!! WTF?!?!?! Who wears the pants in your house?
Just go buy one! What's she gonna' do? Make you take it back! :( I just go buy my toys and bring 'em home. My wife just gives me the look. She wanted a cruiser too. I told her no way unless we live on the water. I picked up a decent boat, she hated it at first but now she loves it. They have no idea of how much fun they are untill they spend some time with one. |
Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by PatriYacht
When you said sell the spouse, I started wondering how much she would bring. :D :eek:
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Damn Cuda, you beat me to the punch! :D
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by PhantomChaos
If you can find one of these with the optional HP500 engines, that will do 70mph. It's been a ton of fun, and I think it might fit your slip too (I'd have to check on that). :D :D :D :drink: :drink:
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Hey Phantom that looks like the Chris? I like the smaller one they do.
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by cuda
I always use:
It's my f@@king money! :D :D |
Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Its better and cheaper than a girlfriend!
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
I told my "EX" I'm buying this boat eather way , you can stay or you can go.
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