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CObarry 01-13-2005 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lofty
BRO'!!! WTF?!?!?! Who wears the pants in your house?

Just go buy one! What's she gonna' do? Make you take it back! :(

I just go buy my toys and bring 'em home. My wife just gives me the look.

She wanted a cruiser too. I told her no way unless we live on the water. I picked up a decent boat, she hated it at first but now she loves it. They have no idea of how much fun they are untill they spend some time with one.

I did that with a Corvette once...ended up buying her one too. :rolleyes:

In every man's life there are only so many times one can absorb "THE LOOK"...I think I've already reached my quota....

PhantomChaos 01-13-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CObarry
Looks just a little longer than 33'.... :eek:


It's the Sunseeker Apache 45 with an LOA of 48 feet. Pleanty of speed and pleanty of room. And reasonal cost too!

GLH 01-13-2005 01:39 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
 
"But honey, I'll score heavy with the babes"

Lofty 01-13-2005 01:51 PM

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Ok, well if that doesn't work try this.

Go show her a "compromise"

Cobalt 343. Mine's been after me to buy one of these ever since we borrowed one last summer at Tahoe.

Lofty 01-13-2005 01:54 PM

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This thing is SWEET! You can order it with Twin 575 SCI B1 XR ITS.

http://www.cobaltboats.com/model_line/343/intro343.php

PhantomChaos 01-13-2005 02:28 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
 

Originally Posted by PhantomChaos
It's the Sunseeker Apache 45 with an LOA of 48 feet. Pleanty of speed and pleanty of room. And reasonal cost too!

Beam is 10.5 (triple engine)

Tempest38 01-14-2005 12:51 AM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
 
Fuel is cheaper on a trailer, or atleast the first tank of the day as well as repairs and maintenence.
Pirates hijack the cruisers more thinking those folks are richer than the go fast kids so if you want to worry about that anchored and napping in one of those secluded coves Honey... OK....

masher44 01-14-2005 01:01 AM

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" I swear Honey, a performance boat adds two inches to my tool"

JCPERF 01-14-2005 02:21 AM

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Cam2 and perfume dont mix. :evilb:

ratman 01-14-2005 05:05 AM

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In every man's life there are only so many times one can absorb "THE LOOK"...I think I've already reached my quota....
good one


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