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tiufb

01-14-2005 12:18 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!

Edward R. Cozzi

01-14-2005 12:57 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

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Originally Posted by tiufb

Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!

This is risky, but if you DO use it, please let us know how it comes out.

dkwestern

01-14-2005 01:13 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

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Originally Posted by tiufb

Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!

Tiufb, Family Guy; Nice Avatar! Giggitty, Giggitty, Giggitty

Quag quote From the show to a girl:

Quag: "How old are you?"

Girl: 15

Quag: 18

Girl: I'm going to get my mom.

Quag: I like where this is going.

Cracks me up everytime!!!

ChevyThunder

01-14-2005 01:21 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

The word "ORAL" every night comes to mind.

tomtbone1993

01-14-2005 01:21 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

tell her every dollar you spend on the boat you will give her a dollar for jewery :D

Ms PatriYacht

01-14-2005 01:47 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

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Originally Posted by DJD

Exactly!! Don't forget the super secret boat accounting process...
Him: Look what i got for the boat today
Her: How much did THAT cost?
Him: $250 (when it actually cost $2500) Always drop the last zero!!!! A $250 part cost a mere $25 and a $25 item was a steal at a low, low price of $2.

Hmmm have you been talking with Mr P, sounds familiar :D

Ms PatriYacht

01-14-2005 01:48 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993

tell her every dollar you spend on the boat you will give her a dollar for jewery :D

I think maybe you should talk to Mr P, you have good ideas :D :D

Ms PatriYacht

01-14-2005 01:49 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

My advice is to make a friend or two with an OS and then have them take you on a poker run and she will see how much fun it can be.

Lofty

01-14-2005 01:51 PM

Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat

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Originally Posted by saubouin

What did you get her up to?

About 70 at alt. I don't remember the top speed. It was the whole ride that struck me. Plus, when you pull up dockside in that thing people make room!

SOX	01-14-2005 06:03 PM

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How about the good old
"Please Please Please Please...etc. Until she finally gives in. :D
or just bribe her with jewelry and a new car...

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