Here is a good one. A guy buys a boat. Nice deal for everyone. He says he needs to have a dock and lift built before he can take the boat. No problem I tell him. He can leave it in drystack as long as he needs, all season if needed. I give him a free storage agreement for 6 months. 2 weeks after delivery he decides to buy a trailer (did even ask for a price from me) and takes the boat.
He calls about a week later and says he "sublet the slip" to someone (rented it himself) and the guy will be bringing the boat next week. I tell him he is nuts and he winds up suing me. I won but it cosy more in atty fee's than the slip was worth. The world is nuts!!!!!!!!!!!