Originally Posted by Canada Jeff
Let's start this post with a little quiz:
1) Why is Mr. JeffreryBoy so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control?
2) Why can't JeffreryBoy relieve his aching sense of inadequacy without having to regulate materialism?
3) Essay: Compare and contrast his policies to those of disgusting politicos, focusing especially on who is more likely to move increasingly towards the establishment of a totalitarian Earth.
Don't worry; I'll give you all the answers throughout the course of this post as well as a wealth of other information about JeffreryBoy. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say.
He is a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. Given his record of shady dealings, we can say that JeffreryBoy is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in his own biases, gets into all sorts of temperamental speculation, and then makes no effort to test out his speculations -- and that's just the short list!
Given his current mind-set, some people don't seem to mind that he likes to require schoolchildren to be taught that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. What a deplorable world we live in! I myself don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible, because doing so clearly demonstrates how "JeffreryBoy" has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the detestable elements in its midst, I tell him or her to stop "JeffreryBoy-ing".
If he believes that we should derive moral guidance from his glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented double standards, then it's obvious why he thinks that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. JeffreryBoy hates it when you say that his litanies are some of the most dissolute, superstitious, and backwards I've ever encountered. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime, if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you. I, not being one of the many feral Luddites of this world, have a New Year's resolution for him: He should pick up a book before he jumps to the footling conclusion that his ploys are not worth getting outraged about. If I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less repugnant than JeffreryBoy. You might think that anyone who doesn't know that JeffreryBoy is whiney must be inhabiting a different world. Well, if that's the case, then I'm afraid JeffreryBoy's legatees must have spent the past month on Mars.
If I have characterized his apple-polishers up to now as discourteous and brazen, it is only because many of his cock-and-bull stories are seriously flawed, frequently fail to meet minimal standards of logic, and, on balance, are lecherous. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that JeffreryBoy insists that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates. Although he has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that he did anything illegal, I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties. JeffreryBoy is firmly convinced that his sophistries can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. His belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that if JeffreryBoy thinks his convictions represent progress, he should rethink his definition of progress. Nice try to let juvenile utopians run rampant through the streets, JeffreryBoy. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community.