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The Menace 02-10-2005 06:10 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 

Originally Posted by Fightclub
Remember 1/2 is a lot:D

All kidding asside I like marriage . Every two years I find some woman I hate and buy her a house :D

And yes I am Bitter

I couldn't tell but that!. :rolleyes:

I have been reminded by many women of my servere mental condition of "habitual non-committal phobia". :D

I know I will DIE with it and hopefully not from it. There have been several who have been extremely pizzed off.

CMG 02-10-2005 06:30 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
So, what do have against bl*w jobs??

BonnieOutlaw 02-10-2005 06:41 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
Congrats. :D

May you have a great trip....and lifelong journey.

waterheater 02-10-2005 06:49 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in one.

Congrats

DJD 02-10-2005 08:15 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 

Originally Posted by CMG
So, what do have against bl*w jobs??

LMAO!!!!!

You know why women always smile at their wedding? Because they know they will never have to give another bj.

What kind of food stops women from giving bj's?
Wedding cake

DJD 02-10-2005 08:17 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
Oh and congratulations! (Mysery loves company).

After you have done the deed, just keep singing the old Ray Charles song "it's cheeper to keep her"

Dawlhouse 02-10-2005 08:55 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
congrads and good luck! :drink:

yss 02-10-2005 08:56 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 

Originally Posted by Fightclub
Remember 1/2 is a lot:D

It can be more than 1/2. Good luck and start hidding assets.:evilb:

CMG 02-10-2005 09:05 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
kmiller, question - how old are you?



They say wisdom comes with age, this will be a tell tale sign if true :rolleyes:

Sunrise Girl 02-10-2005 09:22 AM

Re: Getting maried on 2/16/2005 (next week)
 
Congrats! :drink:

P.S. Don't listen to these guys...they'd be lost without the women in their lives (at least I know Wigginout would)!! :p

~Cat


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