Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

"If it's not a Performance boat, you consider it 'Nautical Gonorrhea'. "

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

When somebody asks you if you prefer Sterling or gold and you of course say Twin Sterlings :D :D :D :D

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

When somebody asks if 82.6 GPH is good mileage (35' Fountain)?? :D

...and you go well that's about a gallon an hour...which is good and they kinda look at ya funny...ever get that?? :D :D

Like they drive a Honda Civic and can't quite see the bigger picture..?? :eek:

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

i dont have that problemm, as i never log off :evilb:

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

...when your TV sits on top of staggerd bravo uppers

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

when you think twice about logging off OSO to get a little from your women
:D

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

:D :p :drink:

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

Cool TV stand :drink:

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

When you have a couple "personal" credit cards that you use for parts and fuel that the wifey doesnt see.

When your idea of "home improvement" is to organize all the boat stuff stashed throughout the house and garage.

When you intentionally over-fertilize the lawn in spring so you wont have to cut it all summer.

When your idea of the best present anyone can give you is gift certificates to Summit, Boatus or gas cards.

Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
 

Hmmm, that sounds famaliar.....:D :D