Jafo, I mean this in the nicest context but;
Turbines and Jet-A just ain't got no class. Gimme pistons and props and LOTS of Avgas!

And what's a Micro Meter? Is that a special airplane-guy thingie? Does Stanley have them in the same isle with the rulers?

P.S. I hear you turbine guys just keep pushing the loud-lever forward 'til it flies or you make a loud expensive noise at the end of the runway.

By the way, Waterfoul and I cheated death the other night when we went flying. I even let him fly for awhile.