Edward R. Cozzi

After re-reading my post, I was not trying to be a wise guy with that last part.

I was just trying to be funny.

I suspect that a psychologist would say that my desire to entertain people is a deep-seated desire to be liked and accepted by other people. I just get a kick out of making people smile or laugh. Am I sick? Am I going on and on for nothing? What's wrong with trying to be a funny guy? HELP ME PLEASE!! I'm losing it.

IHTFP

Oh, I thought you were serious. I spent the morning at church, and must have lit 10 candles.

Edward R. Cozzi

Seriously, I thought of something else.
I saw an old-timer store a set of heads by wrapping them in a towel and pouring a couple of pints of 10W motor oil onto the towels. Then he wrapped them in plastic and duct-taped the whole thing.
When we were ready to use the heads they were perfect!