Key West World 11-18-2005
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Key West World 11-18-2005
I think it's time to start thinking about the Key West World Scooter Race! 
Highlights from last year!
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...t=scooter+race
Following are a few rules/guide lines as drawn up by the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC from last year.....with the help of Packinair!
1) registration will be at a bar in key west on 11-18 or 11-19
2) Anyone caught yielding to a pedestrian will be assessed a 10 second penalty
3) anyone seen leaving a bar with a multi colored flag will be DQ’d immediately
4) Anyone who can NOT make the red light come-on the breathalyser will be forced to do Yeager bombs until the said light comes on.
5) Any rider with a FEMALE (and will be checked VIA the crocodile Dundee test ) (this is key west ya know) who elects to go 100% topless will receive a 10 second head start
6)This is a full contact race there for leathers and helmets are strictly forbidden, Life line jackets and dual beer holdin hats ONLY
7)please list your next of kin here___________ if non are available put Packinair and he will take all your stuff cause he is poor
8) KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC has selected a course (see below) streets, sidewalks and front lawns are allowed .
9) if you know you are going to be stopped by the police you here by agree to yell “I’M HERE AND I’ QUEER, I LOVE ALLAN4” and deviate from the course as to direct attention away from the other KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBR
members
10) the last place finisher is to pick up 1 round of drinks for all
KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC members unless that said person is packinair cause he is a poor broke bastard and then the 2nd to last is responsible.
11) all scooters used in the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC race MUST be rented on key west and not be over 50cc..
12)Anyone participating in the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC race with a boat there MUST take Packinair And Emotiondriver for a ride on their boat.
13) we here at KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC
reserve the right to change whatever the hell we want, when ever the hell we want, and for whatever reason we want
14) this is set for a 1 lap race, however if there has been no blood drawn on lap 1 we will continue untill some injury is incured
Highlights from last year!
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...t=scooter+race
Following are a few rules/guide lines as drawn up by the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC from last year.....with the help of Packinair!
1) registration will be at a bar in key west on 11-18 or 11-19
2) Anyone caught yielding to a pedestrian will be assessed a 10 second penalty
3) anyone seen leaving a bar with a multi colored flag will be DQ’d immediately
4) Anyone who can NOT make the red light come-on the breathalyser will be forced to do Yeager bombs until the said light comes on.
5) Any rider with a FEMALE (and will be checked VIA the crocodile Dundee test ) (this is key west ya know) who elects to go 100% topless will receive a 10 second head start
6)This is a full contact race there for leathers and helmets are strictly forbidden, Life line jackets and dual beer holdin hats ONLY
7)please list your next of kin here___________ if non are available put Packinair and he will take all your stuff cause he is poor
8) KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC has selected a course (see below) streets, sidewalks and front lawns are allowed .
9) if you know you are going to be stopped by the police you here by agree to yell “I’M HERE AND I’ QUEER, I LOVE ALLAN4” and deviate from the course as to direct attention away from the other KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBR
members
10) the last place finisher is to pick up 1 round of drinks for all
KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC members unless that said person is packinair cause he is a poor broke bastard and then the 2nd to last is responsible.
11) all scooters used in the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC race MUST be rented on key west and not be over 50cc..
12)Anyone participating in the KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC race with a boat there MUST take Packinair And Emotiondriver for a ride on their boat.
13) we here at KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC
reserve the right to change whatever the hell we want, when ever the hell we want, and for whatever reason we want
14) this is set for a 1 lap race, however if there has been no blood drawn on lap 1 we will continue untill some injury is incured
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Re: Key West World 11-18-2005
Be careful down there! 
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