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Old 07-21-2003, 01:43 AM
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Today was my first race with Team Oreo:

Black Beauty, the Kryptonite of the reigning World Champions Randy and Glenn.

And White Trash, also a Kryptonite, purchased by this reporter, and piloted by World Champion Kirk Rogers.

Kirk is the owner of Kryptonite, and builder of the hottest boats in the universe.

On Saturday afternoon, White Trash finally was kindof ready. Here, Mike affixes the race number to the hull.
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Old Glory being hoisted in vinyl by Frank.

Most work at Kryptonite is being performed in the nude - tastefully.
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Finally, ready to rumble.

This helmet has seen many triumphs - on Randy's head.

Now it is worn by this here reporter.

Old helmets never die - they go to live on Blockhead Island.
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This is how the race ended:

Randy & Glenn, in Team Oreo tradition, take home the checkered flag.

Surprisingly, and due to the superhuman driving skills of Kirk "Krypto" Rogers, White Trash is right behind Black Beauty. We are number two! Uneffingbelievable.

Sadly, this is not how the day ended. The long arm of race control crushed Team Oreo.

Randy & Glenn were disqualified for not paying the proper respects to a yellow flag (Quarantine? Plague on board? Clear customs?)

White Trash was disqualified for supposedly missing a buoy. We had seen nozzink.

But the occupants of a Hustler - probably dispatched by Larry Flint himself - had clearly seen the violation.

Unusual for a Larry Flint boat, the Hustler came from behind. They also must have left their KY Jelly at the docks. Unable to penetrate the lead of Team Oreo (Black Beauty and White Trash) the manly way, they gossipped back at the docks that we were bad, bad, bad boys.

Beats me what that 38 Jockstrap .... err ... Slingshot was doing in P4 anyway, but I'm just a rookie and I don't know twat.
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More pictures after I have found the painkiller for my a$$.
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Peconic, it only gets better!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your new boat looks Fantastic running as does Mad Dogs, best of luck. The Godfather & Bert.............................................. .....................................Your camera was on the belly boxes of the trailer........thank God we went to wash the boat or it would have wound up on the Parkway.
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Thanks to all the people who worked so hard to pull this race off. Its all about the fun in OPA
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Mad Dog, you have MY UTMOST RESPECT, You and Hollywood are true CHAMPIONS!........................................ .............................The Godfather
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Typhoon is the friggin EMPEROR OF THE SEAS!!!

And molto, tante, mille gracie, Augie, for finding my camera!!!

Will post pix forthwith.

The pix wouldn't be here if Augie wouldn't have saved the camera from its demise.

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