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Old 08-13-2003, 09:19 AM
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Randy fell a bit on hard times. Augie graciously started the "Get Randy Back on Course" fund drive. Augie's $500 contribution is in the till. My $500 are in the till also. We need $3000 total. Meaning: We need just four more contributions, $500 ea. Augie holds the bank.

Your one time $500 contribution gets Randy back on course (now ain't that a refreshing thought?) It also buys you a one year dispensation from boat washing duties. It furthermore buys you a 100 year credit towards purgatory (for devout Catholics only.)

Think about it: If Randy would be in jail, would you bail him out? Not racing at the point is worse than jail.


Time is of the essence. Make your pledge here.

"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:23 AM
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"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
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"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5.
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If Randy was in jail, he probably deserved it. Let him stay there for a couple of days
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Bruce: With your $500 donation, you can say anything you want.
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We need two more nuts to clinch the deal !!!!

All six contributors will get their names on Randy's boat (with Randy specifying type size and location.)
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Save this animal from extinction:
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Old 08-13-2003, 10:14 AM
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What a poor mutant.
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Was that your pledge, Ron?
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"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5. Applegate Trucking
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