Randy can be bought! Pitch in!
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Randy can be bought! Pitch in!
Randy fell a bit on hard times. Augie graciously started the "Get Randy Back on Course" fund drive. Augie's $500 contribution is in the till. My $500 are in the till also. We need $3000 total. Meaning: We need just four more contributions, $500 ea. Augie holds the bank.
Your one time $500 contribution gets Randy back on course (now ain't that a refreshing thought?) It also buys you a one year dispensation from boat washing duties. It furthermore buys you a 100 year credit towards purgatory (for devout Catholics only.)
Think about it: If Randy would be in jail, would you bail him out? Not racing at the point is worse than jail.
Time is of the essence. Make your pledge here.
"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:
1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3.
4.
5.
6.
Your one time $500 contribution gets Randy back on course (now ain't that a refreshing thought?) It also buys you a one year dispensation from boat washing duties. It furthermore buys you a 100 year credit towards purgatory (for devout Catholics only.)
Think about it: If Randy would be in jail, would you bail him out? Not racing at the point is worse than jail.
Time is of the essence. Make your pledge here.
"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:
1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3.
4.
5.
6.
Last edited by Peconic; 08-13-2003 at 09:22 AM.
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"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:
1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5. Applegate Trucking
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1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5. Applegate Trucking
6.
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