Go Back   Offshoreonly.com > Owner's Forum > Joker


OSO Sponsor
NorTech
OSO Sponsor

Advertiser

Advertiser


Reply
 
 
 
 
Thread Tools
Old 10-22-2007, 10:43 PM   #1
Charter Member #232
Charter Member
 
Audiofn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Manchester, MA USA
Posts: 17,516
1979 Formula 302
Three guys enter a bar

I thought this was were we came to tell jokes
__________________
God is my Co-Pilot..... but I hit a mountain and had to eat him.
Audiofn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2007, 09:52 AM   #2
Registered
 
sellsman11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Pickwick Lake, USA
Posts: 1,284
Quote:
Originally Posted by Audiofn View Post
I thought this was were we came to tell jokes
Well CRAP........You beat me to it.
sellsman11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 10-23-2007, 10:42 AM   #3
VIP Member
VIP Member
 
THEJOKER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Lake Lanier - N. Georgia
Posts: 6,206
boats , racing boats , golf
Before you open your mouth, know your joke. Even if you're adlibbing, you must have a clear idea of where you're headed.
Know your audience. All jokes are not appropriate for all gatherings.
Do not ask for permission to tell a joke. Surprise is crucial. Jump in and go!
Do not tell everyone how funny your joke is beforehand. You'll make your audience defensive and your laughs smaller.
There must be ample set-up to the joke, providing the pertinent details the audience needs to know.
There must be a punch line or strong conclusion.
When in doubt, the shortest distance through Step #5 and onto #6 is usually best.
Avoid detours. As a rule, jokes work best in a straight line.
Commit to your joke. Once you begin, follow through to the end.
THEJOKER is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
 
 
 
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Still Time to enter the Don Aronow Ocean race XtremePowerboats.com OPA/The Jersey Boyz 1 05-28-2008 09:38 PM
RACING PHOTO CONTEST: There's still time to enter BK General Boating Discussion 0 12-24-2005 01:12 PM
Hey Masher,should i enter JCPERF General Boating Discussion 16 06-04-2005 11:13 PM
Last Chance to Enter - Lanier Harbor Poker Run THIS WEEKEND!!! FtLaudGranPrix General Boating Discussion 0 08-04-2003 12:29 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:46 PM.


Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0