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Old 10-23-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour

First of all, I'd like to thank BZ and his crew, B-rad, Rich, Dave and Mike, Dennis and Meagan, Eddie, Andy, Perillo, TZ...without you guys our summer might have sucked. Now, on with the knowledge:

- Put a drunk blind guy on a LOTO trip, and he WILL fall in the water...multiple times
- 19 cases of beer, 13 bottles of Jager, 5 days...oh my god
- I can't hang
- Standard operating procedure - get to the harbor at 10, leave at the earliest by 1 or 1:30
- When the bar closes, the party starts (this is why I can't hang!)
- A bar named "Juice" in Kingston, Ontario, Canada will never be the same
- Jager-bombs are not just for breakfast any more
- When your wife POLITELY declines an offer from another woman to lick chocolate syrup off her breasts, you are in a good place
- When the above offer is accepted by the two hot chicks on the next boat over, you are definately in a good place
- 42 feet will spoil you
- A reference to Eddie's mom may not have anything to do with his actual mother
- Ditto for Perillo's grandma
- In certain situations, a purple bucket may save your life
- When you see said purple bucket coming up from the cabin, STAY OUT OF THE WAY
- Bob's boat should have been called a "Sexecutioner"

Thanks again, lookin' forward to the BZWT 2007, baby!
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Old 10-23-2006, 01:51 PM   #2
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That is a clasic.
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BZ is the man!!
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:32 PM   #4
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Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour

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BZ is the man!!

BZ for President!
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:30 PM   #5
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Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour

You forgot to put on thier that everyone but Bob can and has " had sex on the boat"
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Old 10-25-2006, 06:55 AM   #6
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That was the intent of the last item, dude!
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:58 AM   #7
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Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour

He also has a thing for llamas.
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:12 AM   #8
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:50 PM   #9
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Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour

Good thing he's got "big" shoulders
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You know some things never change,,,LOL
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