Let me tell you a story!!!!
07-03-2006, 06:34 PM
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Let me tell you a story!!!!
Once upon a time there was a little boy that always cried wolf when there was no wolf around. And every time he cried wolf every one came running. And then one day the little boy cried wolf and no one believed him.
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07-04-2006, 08:44 AM
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Re: Let me tell you a story!!!!
Actually, the best story is the one about the little boy who cried "I'm going to kick everybody's azz" before every single race.
Race after race, he cried the same thing.
"I've changed my set up, so I'm going to kick everbody's azz!!"..........................and the competition was scared.
"I have a new alternator, so I'm going to kick everybody's azz!!"...................and the competition was scared.
"Daddy bought me a new deck, so I'm going to kick everybody's azz!!"...........................and the competition was scared.
Then, three years later, as his fierce competitors pull from the dock to do battle, he yells from the dock, pumping his fist into the air "you wait until the next race, I'm going to kick your azz!"
The competitors just giggled and shook their heads inside their canopies, and said to themselves "here we go again".
The End
Race after race, he cried the same thing.
"I've changed my set up, so I'm going to kick everbody's azz!!"..........................and the competition was scared.
"I have a new alternator, so I'm going to kick everybody's azz!!"...................and the competition was scared.
"Daddy bought me a new deck, so I'm going to kick everybody's azz!!"...........................and the competition was scared.
Then, three years later, as his fierce competitors pull from the dock to do battle, he yells from the dock, pumping his fist into the air "you wait until the next race, I'm going to kick your azz!"
The competitors just giggled and shook their heads inside their canopies, and said to themselves "here we go again".
The End
07-04-2006, 09:07 AM
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Re: Let me tell you a story!!!!
Phantom, Now that's some good $hit! And the funny thing is , Its a true story. As a matter a fact Its my story! Please tell the rest of it where the little boy has raced over 100 races with every organization and won 3 World Titles and spent 100's of thousands of dollars of his own money to put on a show for others to watch. Please tell me more. Then we can tell the story of the little fan who always had suggestions but never the balls to actually come out and race.
MD
And the funny thing is , Its a true story. As a matter a fact Its my story! Please tell the rest of it where the little boy has raced over 100 races with every organization and won 3 World Titles and spent 100's of thousands of dollars of his own money to put on a show for others to watch. Please tell me more. Then we can tell the story of the little fan who always had suggestions but never the balls to actually come out and race.MD
07-04-2006, 12:30 PM
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Re: Let me tell you a story!!!!
Originally Posted by TYPHOON
Phantom, Now that's some good $hit! And the funny thing is , Its a true story. As a matter a fact Its my story! Please tell the rest of it where the little boy has raced over 100 races with every organization and won 3 World Titles and spent 100's of thousands of dollars of his own money to put on a show for others to watch. Please tell me more. Then we can tell the story of the little fan who always had suggestions but never the balls to actually come out and race.
MD
And the funny thing is , Its a true story. As a matter a fact Its my story! Please tell the rest of it where the little boy has raced over 100 races with every organization and won 3 World Titles and spent 100's of thousands of dollars of his own money to put on a show for others to watch. Please tell me more. Then we can tell the story of the little fan who always had suggestions but never the balls to actually come out and race.MD
Now Thats So Funny Sh$t
