Flashwave

Dan,

Would there be a new improved pair of Warlocks coming to town?

J

TYPHOON

Just in-case you all have not noticed the REHAB sticker on the side of our motor home you all could be in big trouble.
MD

Flashwave

I thought that sticker covered part of the motorhome that de-lam'd.


J

DanB

Geez Jim........you tryin to let the cat out of the bag?????

Flashwave

"The Warlocks work in secret, steering the thoughts of monarchs and spying upon the workings of the Wise, waiting for the day when the ranks of the Gifted will have grown sufficient enough to seize power directly."

Kinda scares ya don't it.

J

Peconic

"The Warlock Destroyer is the newest ship in the Earth Alliance navy. It combines traditional and new technology to a nearly unmatched ship. Many people say that a Warlock Destroyer can also stand against a Minbari Warcruiser. The ship still has the normal Earth Alliance engine systems but they have been combined with some parts of the Minbari gravitic drive systems. "



"Weapon systems:

12 large missile silos
16 small missile silos
2 Heavy Particle Beam cannons
9 Heavy Pulse Cannon turrets
3 Heavy railgun turrets
4 Medium Pulse Cannon turrets
9 Light Pulse Cannon turrets
12-16 short range PP turrets
various small caliber energy and projective AA placements "

Peconic

"Evolved from 35 years of empirical study and 15 years of clinical research, the Activator Methods Chiropractic Technique (AMCT) uses the latest advances in orthopedic, neurological and chiropractic examinations to seek joint dysfunction in the spinal column and extremities for improved patient care. AMCT uses the Activator Adjusting Instrument to give consistent low-force, high-speed chiropractic adjustments. Over 35,000 doctors have been trained in AMCT and 2,100 doctors are Proficiency Rated, making AMCT the most widely used technique worldwide; a testament to low force patient satisfaction."

Peconic

"There are five distinct varieties of kryptonite (black, red, gold, blue, and white), the first three of which are toxic to Superman.

Black kryptonite, the only variety potentially fatal to Superman, induces lassitude and inertia followed by death if not removed in time from Superman's presence.

Red kryptonite inflicts bizarre and unpredictable - albeit temporary and nonfatal - symptoms, as when it divides Superman into twins or transforms him into an infant or a giant ant.

Gold kryptonite would permanently rob Superman of his super-powers were he ever to be exposed to its radiations.

These three varieties of kryptonite are similarly hazardous to Supergirl, Krypto the Superdog, and all other surviving natives of Krypton.

Blue kryptonite is toxic only to Bizarro creatures. White kryptonite is harmful only to plant life. Whenever the word kryptonite appears in this encyclopaedia without a specific color designation, it is black kryptonite, the most common variety, that is being referred to. "

Peconic

"Anton Lavey: High Priest of the Church of Satan from it's founding by LaVey in 1966 to his death 1997.
Some events:
1966 Apr 30 Founds the Church of Satan 1 and labelled the Black Pope by the media
1969 Published The Satanic Bible.
1997 Oct 29 Dies and appoints Magistra Blanche Barton, chief administrative officer of the COS for the past 15 years, as High Priestess "

MANITIE

HOLLY CRAPP!!!!
Will someone explain all this in one syllable words please.
Jim,
Is that a reading from the AARP manual.