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05-13-2004, 07:22 PM
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Posted By Lofty

:p :p :p Good one Reed Ok I'm off to...

:p :p :p

Good one Reed

Ok I'm off to Vegas folks.

Got a plane to catch and strippers to tip:D :D :D :D
05-13-2004, 04:42 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

That won't get in Trav's way!

That won't get in Trav's way!
05-13-2004, 04:37 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

I need a PT like that. The last one I had waxed...

I need a PT like that. The last one I had waxed his arms and chest.... That creeps me out!
05-13-2004, 04:31 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

lmao You girls ALL sound that way.

lmao You girls ALL sound that way.
05-13-2004, 04:29 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

She is. My friends all call her Chicitta Pera...

She is. My friends all call her Chicitta Pera Picossa.

Trans= Little Hot Chillypepper
05-13-2004, 04:28 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Mine's Puerto Rican and let me tell you.... If...

Mine's Puerto Rican and let me tell you.... If Spanish sounds fast when you hear it spoken normally you should hear it when they're pissed off!!!
05-13-2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

She says that to me too!!! I can't complain...

She says that to me too!!!

I can't complain though. She supports my juvinille fasination with anything that burns gas. She puts ap with my ****, and there's a whole lot of it!

I'm with a good...
05-13-2004, 04:20 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

I'm reminded of that every day when I get home.

I'm reminded of that every day when I get home.
05-13-2004, 04:18 PM
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Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Terra that's not a bad idea! I keep telling my...

Terra that's not a bad idea! I keep telling my Ange that she should just keep her damn mouth shut and we would get along great! :p

My next girl will be from Eastern Europe and won't speak a lick...
05-07-2004, 11:58 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Porn store?!?!?! We have a great one in San...

Porn store?!?!?! We have a great one in San Francisco called Frenchies. It's just up the street from the old Farrell Brothers. Now THERE is a place stories come from.
05-07-2004, 11:51 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

LOL Bonnie you're funny. There are a LOT of cops...

LOL Bonnie you're funny. There are a LOT of cops on this forum.

How the hell did this get so serious?
05-07-2004, 11:48 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

All I can say is it's a good thing he's in jail...

All I can say is it's a good thing he's in jail now because I'm still so pissed off that I'm afraid what I would do would put ME in jail. We have a large frailly and LOTS of friends. This guy is...
05-07-2004, 11:39 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

My sisters ex was a real charmer. She's a...

My sisters ex was a real charmer. She's a successful woman, brought in all the money and provided a nice home for her and her family.

Her sweet hubby, once married, decided since she made sooo...
05-07-2004, 11:30 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Damn Terra! I would suggest you have someone...

Damn Terra! I would suggest you have someone "watch" him from a hundred yards away.... through a scope! Know what I'm saying?
05-07-2004, 11:15 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Kiss my starfish you old fart :D

Kiss my starfish you old fart :D
05-07-2004, 11:11 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

I'm down with hotel-notell Bonnie. When I was a...

I'm down with hotel-notell Bonnie. When I was a single man I rented by the month.
05-07-2004, 11:07 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

I've had a nut case that I had a casual thing...

I've had a nut case that I had a casual thing with do the old stalker routine. What a f'n mess that was.
05-07-2004, 11:06 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Bonnie the if there feet aren't firmly planted on...

Bonnie the if there feet aren't firmly planted on the ground then they must be laying on there back! Yes, the crazies are the BEST in the sack. So true.

It's a high price to pay, that's why you...
05-07-2004, 10:55 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Just remember, like ma-man Snoop says; "A...

Just remember, like ma-man Snoop says;

"A ***** is a ***** but a dog is a mans best friend. Now go find you a hoe that'cha like."
05-07-2004, 10:52 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

There sure are Bonny, there sure are..... Right...

There sure are Bonny, there sure are..... Right Reed? Not that I'VE every dated any psycho-puss's.
05-07-2004, 10:34 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Damn Bonny, that's no lie.... Crap why did I post...

Damn Bonny, that's no lie.... Crap why did I post to so many last night?
05-07-2004, 10:25 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

There Ange. Is that better? Now we talked about...

There Ange. Is that better? Now we talked about work for her so she IS working! ;)
05-07-2004, 10:24 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Terr, If you guys come across a set of nice used...

Terr, If you guys come across a set of nice used bolsters let me know. Also I have a friend looking for a Fountain panel cheap.
05-07-2004, 10:22 AM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Terra, Gail has gone out of her way to help me on...

Terra, Gail has gone out of her way to help me on more than one occasion and on boats I'm working on for other people, not just mine. Anyway, I hope it all works out, I know that they have a few...
05-06-2004, 06:49 PM
Replies: 712
Views: 33,032
Posted By Lofty

Please oh please set up a web cam if you're going...

Please oh please set up a web cam if you're going to do that. :p
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