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Forum: General Boating Discussion

03-24-2011, 06:55 AM

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Boating Rules!!!

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Posted By thirdchildhood

Bad wording. I ran it past my attorney ;). How...

Bad wording. I ran it past my attorney ;). How about:

If a girl can stick her face in another girl's boobs then those boobs are fair game for the guys too.

Forum: General Boating Discussion

03-23-2011, 08:07 PM

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Boating Rules!!!

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Posted By thirdchildhood

That brings 2 more rules to mind. No high...

That brings 2 more rules to mind.

No high heels on the deck.

Only guys can stick their faces in the boobs.

Forum: General Boating Discussion

03-23-2011, 02:10 PM

Replies: 45

Boating Rules!!!

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Posted By thirdchildhood

Well I am not married so don't have to deal with...

Well I am not married so don't have to deal with a wife. I sea (sic) your point there. I let everyone know ahead of time that I will be driving as fast as conditions allow and that I have many years...

Forum: General Boating Discussion

03-23-2011, 11:27 AM

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Boating Rules!!!

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Posted By thirdchildhood

I would propose another rule to deal with that: ...

I would propose another rule to deal with that:

Don't accept a ride in a "go-fast" boat if you don't like to go fast or don't like loud engines.

Forum: General Boating Discussion

03-23-2011, 07:22 AM

Replies: 45

Boating Rules!!!

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Posted By thirdchildhood

I'd like to add a few: NO SHOES; and if you...

I'd like to add a few:

NO SHOES; and if you are ever invited on a boat remove your shoes and it will greatly increase your chance of being invited again. (stated already in above quote)

Don't...

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