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  1. #1
    Registered FX10's Avatar
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    Cool Do you guys know Jack Schitt?

    WHO
    IS JACK SCHITT???

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
    ourselves at
    a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my
    genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
    married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son,
    Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced
    six
    children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
    Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
    dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

    Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
    them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
    Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
    and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
    throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
    ceremony.

    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
    from
    Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    NOW when someone says,
    'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

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    Ron Potter, BULLET PROOF Platinum Member Superbabi's Avatar
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    Oh Rick................your full of Schitt !!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol !!!!
    Ron Potter, extreme engine builder !!!

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    I knew you would like that Gary. lol

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    Ahhh,thats a old one,go build a boat isn't jack schidt clintion's father??? tripps

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    JACK SCHITT has a cousin named: Doug Krapp

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    Funny story about this Rick, Im sitting at my uncles house in Daytona,in the bar/pool room.I look up and there is a sign that has the Schitt story on it.I laughed so hard I took a picture
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    Ron Potter, BULLET PROOF Platinum Member Superbabi's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast fun 2 View Post
    Im sitting at the bar
    Good for you !!! Are ya tipping a few Johnny ??? lol lol !!!
    Ron Potter, extreme engine builder !!!

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    lol

    Would I lie to you??
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    Is it true that Jack Schidt is coming to SUPERFEST??? tripps


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