Fountain Announcement !!!!
10-28-2008, 03:13 PM
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Fountain Announcement !!!!
All right you lowly Velocity owners. We at Fountain are introducing our new "Everything Killer" it's a 57' Lightening with 8000hp. It's top speed is 350mph.
So....the inferior boats of the world should not exist anymore. And if they try our parent parent Brunswick (yes of the bowling ball fame) will buy you too. As we have unlimited money.
We have built this boat in response to our beak boat owners group's desire to dominate the lakes, bays, rivers and oceans (OH I forgot and Velocity owner's forums) AROUND THE WORLD.
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This message was paid for by the Fountain will rule the world campaign committee.
PS. Small family owned businesses SUCK.
So....the inferior boats of the world should not exist anymore. And if they try our parent parent Brunswick (yes of the bowling ball fame) will buy you too. As we have unlimited money.
We have built this boat in response to our beak boat owners group's desire to dominate the lakes, bays, rivers and oceans (OH I forgot and Velocity owner's forums) AROUND THE WORLD.
regards
Mr. Conglomerate
This message was paid for by the Fountain will rule the world campaign committee.
PS. Small family owned businesses SUCK.
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10-28-2008, 09:51 PM
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Bill I'm shocked!
10-29-2008, 07:41 AM
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Reggie is the only guy that shows up at a poker run with a 3200 hp full blown race boat and runs a bunch of people with pleasure boats and then says he is the fastest guy.
The truth is if you had 3200 hp in your boat maybe then you could be the fastest guy at a poker run and you could be the CAT KILLER.I dont see that he has advertised where he got his a** handed to him in Florida by a pleasure boat now do we.I am not saying he does not build a good product because he does but he should paint the proper picture not a picture full of crap.
The truth is if you had 3200 hp in your boat maybe then you could be the fastest guy at a poker run and you could be the CAT KILLER.I dont see that he has advertised where he got his a** handed to him in Florida by a pleasure boat now do we.I am not saying he does not build a good product because he does but he should paint the proper picture not a picture full of crap.
10-29-2008, 09:20 AM
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To be out front in this sport you have to spend BIG money !The boys who buy Outerlimits keep it interesting for good old Reggie . Steve needs to find a customer who wants to Stepp up and build a new boat with staggard monster power to play that game . A lot of Fountain dealers have 42's w/1075's in stock !!! Reggie deserves credit for what he has done and continues to do for the sport of high performance boating .He sets new records and keeps racing and speed in the front of the public media . This in part has forced the industry to advance to the faster lighter stronger boats we enjoy today .If he is the one all the other manufacturers are chasing , he must be doing something right . That said I'll be keeping my Velocity . 
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