Meet Brittany, Our Race-Car Driving, Machine-Gun Shooting Boater Girl


They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. We agree. Meet Brittany, our Boater Girl of the Week…

Brittany is the girlfriend of the astonishingly lucky OSO user gthompson. These photos were taken this summer on Lake Lewisville in Dallas, Texas, aboard a 2006 Fountain 35 Lightning. A lover of all things fast, Brittany drives two of the original Shelby Cobras—a 289 small block and a 427 big block—as well as a Ferrari 430 Challenge race car and rides Motocross.

Think Brittany can’t get any more awesome? Wrong.

She also drives a Caterpillar D-6R Bulldozer and a Caterpillar 938H Bucket Loader in order to build Motocross jumps.

But that’s not all. She likes to shoot machine guns.

Wait. That’s still not all. There’s more. “She wanted me to tell you that she doesn’t own any other bathing suits besides g-strings,” says gthompson. “She hates tan lines.”

We need more Boater Girls! If you’d like to see your lady receive this prestigious honor, submit her here!



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