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cosmic12 06-05-2008 07:57 PM

I really could use a good laugh after the chitty day I had up here in gloomy grey Oregon

WMF 06-05-2008 08:28 PM

dont worry I am sure John will be on the site around 10:00 EST as normal, just wait!!!!!!!! He never wants to let his fans down

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by johnisnuckinfuts (Post 2580386)
I'm just one strange dude. OH AND DON"T BUY MY BOAT, thank goodness theres now a decent 28 on Ebay. I never wanted to sell it anyway.


john_john540

I'm the Paris Hilton of Rednecks, I really hate the attention

No, i love the attention.

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2580483)
Run the IP. Not me. Sorry. But funny as hell.

John- you may notice that I'm on here under my real name and I'm very easy to find. If you'd care to, that'll be fine by me. :)

Now go back to eating paint chips and fingering your sister.

yea i see that your back under your real name now, but your still using another name too. so which one is it? and your sister is ugly,

YOU ARE NOT THAT EASY TO FIND IF YOU CARE TO DARE JUST LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU

SORRY I AM TO TIRED TONIGHT TO EAT YOUR WIFE BUT I MIGHT FINGER HER LATER

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by hammer01 (Post 2580980)
This chit is truly hilarious!!! I am sitting at my desk in my office laughing my azz off!!!!! Thanks for turning my afternoon around guys!!!!! What time should we tune in tonight for the fun????? BTW Chris, do you think John's sister is even cute??????

yes she is cute but chris sister is very ugly probably something like you:grinser010:

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2581277)
Can the Johns come out to play?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????
Please i need a laugh today:food-smiley-007:

looks like all the johns are already on here

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2581294)
Probably not, but she puts up less of a struggle than the sheep. Especially the male one's.

yea i think chris is the female one by the way he acts:evilb:




CHRIS I KNEW IT WOULD NOT TAKE YOU LONG TO COME BACK UNDER YOUR REAL NAME

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2581331)
According to the prophecy:rolleyes: he will never stop

THAT IS RIGHT I WILL NEVER STOP JUST LIKE ALL THE GAYFERS ON HERE :party-smiley-004:

john_john540 06-05-2008 09:41 PM


Originally Posted by Apache Brave (Post 2581398)
dont worry I am sure John will be on the site around 10:00 EST as normal, just wait!!!!!!!! He never wants to let his fans down

YES YOU ARE MY NUMBER ONE FAN AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN, I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD MISS ME, I TRIED TO GET HOME AS FAST AS I COULD




SORRY FOR BEING LATE MY BOAT RAN OUT OF GAS

WMF 06-05-2008 09:52 PM

John how did you run out of gas, did you forget your siphon hose?????:drink: Get a better excuse, everyone was waiting for you!!!


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