BAJA TOP TEN Playing Hooky Excuses
 

As printed in the BAJA magazine

10. The dog ate my car keys. Yes, that's a Baja engine you hear; we're boating to the vet.

9. I'm having eye trouble: I just can't see working on such a beautiful day.

8. I've come down with Chronic Gravitational Navigational Disorder-can't get my ass off the boat.

7. My wife is having twins (warmed up and ready to run).

6. The sand in my Speedo triggered severe chafing. I'm afraid I can't move without risking irreparable damage.

5. I'm still hungover (the back of the sunpad).

4. I was blinded by the sun when my shades fell into the lake; I'm sure my vision will return when the clouds do.

3. I'll be in as soon as I find my pants.

2. Sorry, but I'm still high on speed ( those twin MerCruisers are addictive!) and I'm afraid I won't be productive until I mellow out.

And the number 1 playing hooky excuse is

I'm (sea)sick as a (salty) dog.

:D:D

I need to use one of those today! It is beautiful here today....on a MONDAY after a crappy weekend:mad:

Isn't that the worst! :mad:

We've been lucky here for the last few weeks, but it won't last long. Seems that more often than not, we'll have much of the same soon...Georgeous workdays, crappy weekends