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diligaf 09-27-2001 11:58 AM

BAJA-DAZE A TERRORIST ??
 
I played his name backwards and it came out something like this: E-zad - A-hab....

Check his immigration records !!!! ;)

traviss 09-27-2001 12:17 PM

Just whoreing around ...huh :rolleyes:

CigDaze 09-27-2001 12:35 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek:

diligaf 09-27-2001 12:41 PM

Hmmmm,,,,,, What was the number to the CIA and the FBI again..... :confused: :confused: :D :D

CigDaze 09-27-2001 12:41 PM

Diligaf, You're just pissed that the cold is crimping your shorts :D :D :D :D
LOL

CigDaze 09-27-2001 12:41 PM

Damn it Diligaf...You blew my cover :mad: :mad:
That's just my American name...It's really Mohamundh Azzahrash JHamahlicarra Abbubadh :D :D

diligaf 09-27-2001 12:44 PM

Hey, is that you driving the outlaw in the pic ??? :cool:

CigDaze 09-27-2001 01:05 PM

If you're referring to the pics in my homepage, ya that's me. Why did you see me on most wanted? :D :D :D

diligaf 09-27-2001 01:29 PM

I'm pretty sure it was on a milk carton in NJ :p :p

Takin Off 1 09-28-2001 09:01 AM

Your a sick man diligaf...sick I say :D

diligaf 09-28-2001 09:27 AM

Nah,,,,, Its all in good fun. :D :D

CigDaze 09-28-2001 09:38 AM

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...
...And then it's just HILARIOUS :D :D :D

diligaf 09-28-2001 10:11 AM

NOW THATS SICK !!!! ;) ;)

CigDaze 09-28-2001 10:16 AM

Come on, Man!... http://cool.berber.co.il/CoolStuff/M...y/pro_bike.mpe

Now, isn't that funny :D :D :D

dirtlawyer 09-28-2001 10:28 AM

Hey E-zad A-Jab:

Can you help me fix my slurpee machine? I am loosing customers who want a cool refreshing dring along with their tasty 5 day old hot dog. :D

diligaf 09-28-2001 10:30 AM

DAMMMM I must have watched that about 50 times.... :D :D Is that a chick ???.

I should not laugh too hard though,,, I have a video from when I was racing motocross, where I did almost the very same thing, except mine involved a four wheeler, a chain link fence and me flying over the bars. Pretty scary to watch.... Too bad I dont know how to post it... :(

diligaf 09-28-2001 10:34 AM

Do you think there was a little too much rebound in those shocks, or was she just tooo fat,,, no offense of course..... :eek:

CigDaze 09-28-2001 10:46 AM

DL :mad: Nutteeng eez fo frree yu noooo...
I cannot help yu weet yor slurpee macheen. BTW, yor hut dogs r not reddy yet...5 more day :D :D :D
-----------------
Ever Done This: http://cool.berber.co.il/CoolStuff/M...y/boatdrop.mpg
:D :D :D

CigDaze 09-28-2001 10:46 AM

BTW, Too Fat. Period. :eek: :eek:

dirtlawyer 10-04-2001 08:02 AM

E-zad -

myeee hotdogs are muuuuch to crispy after 10 days - much like myyyy brethern in Afganitan will be.....

as for the "boat drop" haven't done it myself but have seen it done many times by others....

I did do something worse this year though.... on Saturday of Memorial Day weekend (after a few too many rum drinks) I managed to get the porta pottie out of the boat, onto the dock, and then while carrying it down the dock to the pump-out station, I showed just how many drinks I had consumed, as I tripped and fell face first into the porta pottie - PISS EVERYWHERE. On me, on the dock, on some guys boat next to where the "incident" occurred.... it was ugly.... luckily no one had a video camera around.... :D

CigDaze 10-04-2001 08:17 AM

Holy ****, Dirt!
That's some of the funniest **** I've heard in a long time. I'm LMFAO :D :D reading it. Funny thing is, that I've done that, too, just not quite so bad. Good thing I wasn't anywhere near because I would have injured myself falling off the dock while in the middle of a laughing fit. I know that's what happened to my buddies when I did the same. :D :D :D

Only two days to go until the races...And this is my last day of work this week. WhooHoo...They've been making some noise out there past few days. I can hear it from our place.

jokerswild 10-10-2001 04:10 PM

i love the boatdrop! lmao!!! everyone in the office thinks its me though :confused:

CigDaze 10-10-2001 04:13 PM

You Know.....There is a striking resemblence :D :D :D
JK ;)
How ya been, Joker's Wild...Don't believe anything they say.

Allan4 10-10-2001 05:50 PM

Dirt.....Holy s*** I about pissed myself reading that....WUHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!the part about piss on the guys boat is the killer!!!!HAHAHAHA!!! Hilarious, I wish to hell a video was around to help enlighten us.....HeHeHe.....

Hey Baja Daze, rumor has it you met my buddy Byron at the races........atleast I think he said it was you.....Later. Oh, by the way, his girlfriend sucks my d888 a few times a week.....NAAAAHHHH, just kiding....LAter

CigDaze 10-11-2001 09:21 AM

Allan, Sounds like you have quite a nice arrangement there :D :D
I think you're right...If He's also from Cincy, then yes I did meet him right in front of Doc's boat Fri Night. :cool:

CigDaze 08-29-2002 09:18 AM

ttt

This is just too funny to be buried! :D :D :D
How things have changed...;)

EvilTwin 08-29-2002 09:35 AM

Daze,

I don't know how the authorities have not caught up to you yet!

What has changed, your immigration papers?;) :p :D

CigDaze 08-29-2002 10:13 AM

It's easy...I let the old ladies take the heat at the airport and I just walk on by! :D :D :D

SSComp 08-29-2002 09:22 PM

Brother do not give our secrets away

no-il aj-ab

Rick252 08-30-2002 05:28 AM

NUKE EM.. I'll take his boat hostage
:D :D :D :D


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