Anyone Else Get This Chit Email Today ??
 

Loterнa Nacional 2010 Draw.

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement that you are one of our first quarter winners of the Loterнa Nacional The selection was made from the list of over 990,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet, no tickets were sold.

The Loterнa Nacional 2010 is proudly sponsored by the Telefonica telecommunication, Coca Cola, Nokia, MTN, the Intel Group, Toyota, Toshiba, Dell computers.To Simply encourage the use of Internet and computers.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "B" with the following winning information's: You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,000,000 Euro (1 Million Euro Only).

REF No: ZYOMD/File-14229

Information's required from you as part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. To claim your won prize, please contact our Foreign Transfer Manager Mr.DICK CRUZ neatly filling the verification and fund release form below.

Payment Processing Form:

1.Full names:____________________
2.Address:_______________________
3.Sex:___________________________
4.Age:___________________________
5.Occupation:____________________
6.E-mail address:________________
7.Telephone number:_________Fax__
8.Nationality________________________


DICK CRUZ
Tel:34-672 526 644
Fax:34-912 919 517
Email:[email protected]
Email:[email protected]

NOTE: Please be warned, your winning and its entire information are to be kept strictly confidential, this is to avoid previous bad experience this program has suffered, such as abuse of this program by other Internet user who use the name of this company for unscrupulous activities and double claiming of winning entitlement because of insecurity of winning information on the part of beneficiaries. Always call to ensure you are dealing with the right office.

Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of the Spanish Lottery Board Commission.

Yours Sincerely,
MRS.Sanchez Azul Belinda.
Loteria Nacional COORDINATOR

not this one exactly but about 10 a day only today was a slow day i was only awarded $8,300,000.00 didnt even bother filling out the paperwork not going to waste my time unless it is for 20 to 30 million anymore

:lolhit::lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

The spanish lottery owes you money too

I won too!!!! I sent the coordinator Mrs Sanchez Azul Belinda am email bak telling her that with my winnings, I will pay her 999,999 Euro for a BJ:drink::kiss:

Dude, how cool is that. Congrats on your lucky win!

Give old Dicky Cruz a viable bank account. I hear Sunkin is willing to offer his.

Yeah, the wife and I both won one of these Lotteries the same day...what are the odds?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, I guess this means all the beer is on YOU on the thansgiving weekend run huh ? :)

Here is just a few that I have received;
Attn:


I know that you might be surprise on this mail, but I am telling you the truth. I know that it is against my official duty to release confidential issue like this to an outsider.There is nothing I can do to help you beside this; I am taking this bold step because of my belief as a Christian.


What I want to tell you is about your fund with the Federal Government of Nigeria, there are a lot forces working against you right from the last CBN Governor Prof Charlse Soludo and the current Governor Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi with other Top officials of all the Commercial Banks here in Nigeria, they have been frustrating people by demanding upfront payment from them constantly, If I tell you that they are using all these money you sent to them to work against you, you might not believe it. But it is reality.


There is a way I can assist you get your fund without you paying any charges to get your fund, it is risky but one has to take it, I have assisted one woman from Mexico with it, it worked out though her fund was US$2.5m-. What you have to do is to open another bank account any where, if you can open it in another place, it will be nice, but what you have to bear in mind is that you have to re-transfer the fund to another account immediately you confirmed it in your account, I know why I want it this way.


If you want me to go ahead, let me know as soon as you get this mail, if I make the transfer into your account this week, it might be next three months that they will find out and by then, you have re-transferred the fund into another account.


Get back to me as soon as you get this mail so that I will be in better position to know what to do.Get back to me on this email: [email protected]

Attention My Dear

I Am Edwin Williams, secretary to Dr. Timothy Hanson. I'm writing to let you know about your $850,000,00, us dollar that my boss issued on your name before he travelled out for his business purpose.Before he travels out he instructed me to send you the total money through Western Union Money Transfer because it will be less expensive and reliable for you to be receiving your daily $5000 dollar until you receive your total money completely.

Meanwhile, the manager stated yesterday that, the director, administrator trust funds have already signed and approved your payment, which you will be receiving your payment 5000.00 Us Dollars daily immediately you sent them their transfer charge of $55 and it will serve as confirmation of your file payment from the office in charge.
So you are to contact them on below information

Vital Finance Bank Western Union Department.
Location Address; Plot 1261, Adeola Hopewell Street CO/B/REP,
Contact Person: Mr Larry Ben.
Tele phone Number: +229 98260776.
Email Address: ( [email protected] )

Be advise that the $55 is a compulsory as they told me that is the only money you will pay until you receive your payment completely .So confirm your details to avoid any hitches in receiving your full payments.

This is what they need from you Receiver'
Name::::::::
Country::::::::::::::
City:::::::::::::::::
Tel::::::::::::::::::
Test question::::::::
Answer:::::::::::::::

Also do let me know immediately they have started sending you your money, but try to comply with them to enable them serve you better.Thank,Secretary Edwin Williams,
I have many more to the point that these scams are in their own folder. How many would you like ??

HERE IS TODAYS CRAP


From Sgt.Robert Nace,



Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.


Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Sgt. Robert Nace, a US Marine Sgt. serving in the 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment that Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq . I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars in an address journal.


I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $18 million (Eighteen Million U.S Dollars) to the States or any safe country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us.


Click this link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm


This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what?

No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole.The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity)

I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, who before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative. I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up. I do not know for how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine

intervention.

This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.


via: [email protected]

Respectfully,Sgt. Robert Nace

United States Marine Corps. IRAQ

Si no es necesario no imprima este correo. Todos somos responsables
por el cuidado del medio ambiente. Este es un mensaje confidencial.
El mismo contiene informacion reservada que no puede ser difundida.
Si Usted ha recibido este e-mail por error, por favor avisenos
inmediatamente via correo electronico y tenga la amabilidad de
eliminarlo de su sistema. No debera copiar el mensaje ni divulgar
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contains information that is privileged and legally exempt from
disclosure. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please let
us know immediately bye-mailand delete it from your system, you
should also not copy the message nor disclose its contents to
anyone. Thank you

FROM THE OFFICE OF:
Engr.Austen Olusegun Oniwon
THE GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC)
E-mail:[email protected]
Tel:+234-705-384-8923
Attn: Beneficiary,
I am,Engr.Austen Olusegun Oniwon,THE New GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR, NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC) I wish to inform you that We have actually decided to investigate the unnecessary delay of your payment,recommended and approved claims for payment is certified as genuine in your favor.
During the course of our investigation,we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank, who are Trying to divert your Fund into their private accounts,to forestall this, we have established security in the form of personal Identification number (PIN) and your transfer access code (T.A.C), this will enable only you have direct Control over this fund.
We have also agreed with the World Bank and International Monetary Fund (IMF)that, we will handle this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by these corrupt Officials. We have obtained Payment Order for your Payment, from the World Bank and International Monetary Funds (IMF). We are happy to notify you that based on our recommendation/instructions; the payment of US$ 30.000.000 (THIRTY MILLION, DOLLARS) will be paid into your account from our Crude Oil Account via our overseas paying bank, in United States of America or United Kingdom.
You are therefore advice to contact this office immediately for the release of the payment. You should know that our main motive of contacting you is to remit the US$30, Million in to your bank account of your choice. NOTE: Kindly forward your private telephone/mobile number and fax number, so that we can open communication with you immediately; for more elaborate discussion and to avoid delay.
Call me on my direct telephone number +234-705-384-8923 for more elaborate discussion.
Awaits your timely response.
Engr.Austen Olusegun Oniwon.
THE GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC)
E-mail:[email protected]
Tel:+234-705-384-8923


This one hits your limit, would you like me to forward it?? :lolhit:

no thanks i get enough of them myself :lolhit:

Hm. I have more than one email. I have recived the same kind of mail, the same day on 2 of my mails. Does this mean I won twice? I wonder if anyone even answer these things.

:lolhit:

i am sure they get answers or they would quit doing it there are a lot of stupid people out there

You mean this isn't real?

Ref. N: ESM/WIN/008/05/10/MA
Batch. N:EULO/2907/444/908/2010


Your E-mail address have won the sum of Eur950.000.00 in Euromillion
Notification Award 2010
promotion. For further enquiries, please contact our payment department with
your name telephone and address Via E-mail address beleow.

Mr.Philip Weeks
Tel: +34-672-877-516
EMAIL: [email protected]


Your Sincerely,
Anita Perez

--My name is Mr. Song Li le I work with the Hang Seng Bank.There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank"Hang Seng Bank",Hong kong.I wish to make a transfer involving a huge amount of money worth$19,500,000.00 .I do solicit for your assistance in effecting this transaction.I intend to give 30% of the total funds as compensation for your assistance.
Sincerely,
Mr. Song Lile
Private e-mail: [email protected]
Phone: +852-9534-8675

:party-smiley-004: I guess there goes our new mystic and skaters KC.... :eek:

now i am not saying that the email isnt real as i am pretty sure the ones i get are real and not a figment of my imagination but i can pretty much bet you that you wont be getting any " free " money and they will get your bank account information if you reply to the emails :lolhit:

What about the ones with "leagal" illeagal prescription drugs and Viagra?:grinser010:

I roll into the office one morning this week and had this one waiting for me...

"Hey Lin,

Forgot to mention it this morning but my checking account is running low this month. With yours and our mothers birthdays last month I think I over spent. Will be starting Christmas Shopping too so I'll need the deposit for that too.

Love you,

Marsha"

My reply...

"DONE"

Now I'm thinking it may have been a scam:angry-smiley-038:

Dear Sir:

We are pleezed to anounce that you have bin chosen as the winner of our new publicity campane to receeve absolootly free a new MTI Powerboat. We will rig with motors of yore choice. This is all free.taxes will be paid.boat will be delivered to adress of your giving. Pleeze forward to us all banking acount information as a gesture of good will and ss number so we can verify you. thank you and congratulations.

Your friends at MTI

Dear Friend,

As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction. I am Freeman Veilleux from the hospitality state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force for the sole purpose of Reconstruction works in some parts of Iraq. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice inline with the way they intend rebuilding. With no doubt, work has been risky and challenging as we sometimes collide head on with armed insurgents and loose some soldiers during confrontation.

On the early hours of 4th September 2010 I lost a friend whom I had known for 12years during one of these confrontations. It was a very sad day but at about 1100hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street, built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive and one of the hide outs of the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces. I, along side with 2 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation under close guard by the 2 soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar, which I presumed to be storage room and as I proceeded to have a closer look at it, I kicked a metal covering and found several metal boxes (6 in number) Piled on top each other and locked with a padlock. On forcing the boxes open, we discovered several armored weapons including bullets. One of the boxes was filled with hard drugs (heroine) and two to my amazement was filled with money.

On discovery of this money, I and the soldiers for hours counted bundles of the currencies which amounted to about $23.5M. I believe however that all these belongs to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri forces, and because of this reason, I instructed the soldiers with me to handover all the boxes containing the drugs and amours to our superiors in the US army and agreed to keep the funds to ourselves, so as to help establish ourselves when we return from Iraq. Presently, we have the money hidden in a safe and untraceable location only known to us.

Why I am explaining all our findings to you is to seek for your assistance and immense contribution to the actualization of our dream of getting these funds out from here. We are in desperate need of a reliable and trustworthy person who will receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the money for us until our assignment ends here. Since Iraq is getting unsafe and more dangerous everyday especially upon the departure of large number of US Military troop, however, as contractors we are still here, but we cannot afford to leave these boxes here in Iraq for any reason and knowing fully well that these were funds used in sponsoring terrorist attacks on our innocent humans. We have no idea what could happen next. This is a true story of what we came across here in Iraq. I intend to include some pictures I took here and my ID's issued by the US army and government for you to know better who you are dealing with but I will include that in my next email to you. I assure and promise to give you 25% of this fund before sharing with the other 2 soldiers when we leave this place. Please assure me of your keeping this top most secret so that my job would not be jeopardized.

My Sincere Regards,

Merry Christmas

Freeman Veilleux.
USARMY IRAQ

:bsflag::bsflag:

These kind of notices could get you in trouble if you react.



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So, you clicked the link and entered your password, right? :rolleyes:

Phuckin' scumbags!!

Nope not me !!

Real old but not senile yet:lolhit:

here is a new one i got yesterday

From: [email protected]
Reply-to: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: 1/9/2011 5:59:27 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: ***Modeling Job Offer ***


Hello

ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY is given an opportunity to participate in
the upcoming shoot organized by VipsModel Magazine for the
professional photo shoot. No nudity, fetish, bondage and other adult content stuff.

DATE AND TIME:
This exposition is going to be held on 28th Jan 2011 in NYC, New York..The
shoot shall commence by 10 am and comes to an end by 2pm which would
take you complete 4 hours.

PROJECT DETAILS:
This project will be the first to be organize by ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY.
And is basically on photo shoot to display latest fashions and designers for
commercial purpose and be inform that it is an outdoor show and it would
be publicized.

SHOOTING VENUE:
Zandieh Studio
300 W 43rd St # 600B
New York, NY 10036-6452

TRAVELING EXPENSES:
All traveling Expenses, Food and Accommodations/Hotel would be covered
by my company.

ESCORT:
As matter of choice,you can bring along any of your choice to the
shooting venues as your protector.

COMPENSATION:
The company would be paying you a sum of $100 as hourly shooting rate
and your total payment for the 4 hours are sum to $400.00.

MAKE UP ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER:
The company has personal photographers and makeup artist,so we have
made all necessary arrangement for your good looking on that day and
also our photographers are available to give you best directive.


If you are interested,Get back to us with the below information.


Name :
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Ethnicity:
Skin Color:
Hair Color:
Hair length:
Eye Color:
Modeling Style Preference:
1 Recent Picture:
Experience:
Health condition:
Nearest airport:

NO REQUIREMENT(S)
You are not required to do any make up on your own because the company
has provided make up artist to cover that aspect.

(NOTE)
Please be notified that your job payment will be paid in two
installments. We will send you a check payment of $3850.00 which will
include your part payment of $400 and remaining balance would be
remit to the Fashion store/Makeup Artist so as to get the materials for your
modeling and to cover your traveling/Hotel accommodation which will be
booked by your supervisor..Immediately you cashed the check you would be
given proper instructions on how to remit the fund and your necessary
statistics information to the store expertize.

PAYMENT INFORMATION:
FULL NAME:.....(real name for payment)
FULL HOME ADDRESS:....(NO P.O.BOX Addresses)
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
HOUSE PHONE NUMBER:
CELL PHONE:

Thanks
Warmest Regard,
Jeffrey Kolsrud
Director of Casting, Q Model Management
Email ;[email protected]
Website;www.rocawearsclothingcompany.co.cc
391 Broadway 5th Floor,New York,10013,New York City.

ROFL :D

Catmando's Luck !
 

He's such a loser that the scammers actually sent him money due to his reputation.:evilb::evilb::evilb: