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Full Force 06-07-2014 07:58 AM

Best thread in a while haha oops

ICDEDPPL 06-07-2014 09:36 AM

"Youre gonna have a coronary old man"

"Don`t worry about me, my doctor said I`ll live to 150"

"Great! You`ll need that much time to find a buyer at that price" :D


after that he just won`t play anymore:cool-smiley-011::(

dockrocker 06-26-2014 03:54 PM

Just preserving this for posterity, as the original ad was deleted by the author (who can kick your ass, punk!):



http://i.imgur.com/rULnvtp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kJFHKCi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/URfUItV.jpg

this Boat is for sale as is. It has been vandalized/ parts stolen, was running when parked. Cyclone tall deck 496 500hp plus engs and Super Speed Master #3 outdrives 80 plus MPH BOAT. Kevlar hull, rock solid boat, stand up bolsters and rear seat needs re- upholstering /weathered, interior is mint(teak) . This boat was built for racing not just a sport cruiser. View the pictures and IF you are interested in buying not just looking call me. No low ballers or B S. If you know what you are looking at this boat still has a shot or at the very least an excellent donor towards fixing another. The trailer is custom made by me show contact info Ted WILL CONSIDER TRADES

this boat will part for 20k plus the hull and the trailer, lets see what you need

Sorry, no pics of the "mint" interior, but I'm sure it is just as awesome as the rest of the boat.

1989mach1 06-26-2014 08:23 PM

Man I want that boat...... I think I might sell mine to get it... any one want to buy my boat for 175,000.99..... :lolhit:

ItsPeanut 06-27-2014 07:54 AM

Is their anything salvageable on that boat? The big black stain under the drain plug is kind of scary. Wonder what his explanation on that would be.

1989mach1 06-27-2014 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by ItsPeanut (Post 4144670)
Is their anything salvageable on that boat? The big black stain under the drain plug is kind of scary. Wonder what his explanation on that would be.

You can always text him to find out......see if you can water test it and video it with a go pro. ... I camera would be worth more then the boat.....

Speedracer29 06-27-2014 12:57 PM

I wonder if he took the ad down because of you instigators, or if the boat sold..... If a new member shows up with a Mistress project, can I PUHLEASE be the one to link them to this thread?


Side note- don't be shocked if you see this thing getting towed to/from Jobbie Nooner today.... and I don't mean on a trailer.

wingnit 06-30-2014 06:30 PM

Do you guys work at being mean or does it come naturally. :lolhit: Enquiring minds want to know.

Full Force 06-30-2014 09:23 PM

We win at internet!

wingnit 07-01-2014 06:06 AM

I can't wait for winter to see what you guys come up with for entertainment purposes. :party-smiley-004:


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