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Sean 03-19-2005 05:47 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
Allan,

Glad the headers worked out for you. Always happy to help a fellow Cig owner...

now as for that tool that's trolling this forum...that's another story :)

I just wonder why all the other boat builders out there have yet to catch up to that new whiz-bang pad bottom design??? Don't bother answering...it was a rhetorical question...

Von Bongo 03-19-2005 06:29 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
I wonder if he is talking up his boat because it's for sale? Wonder why someone with a boat that bad ass would want to sell it?? Maybe to buy a cig??

http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/page-4635.html

38tg 03-19-2005 07:17 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
when i first started looking for a used fountain i kept asking sellers what their next boat was going to be? Can you guess their answers..Cig top gun...need I say more .While looking for a top gun i asked what to look for? factory reps from cig said look a 2nd stepin cabin if its cracked it means it was being launched off 10foot waves..if your jumping 10 inch waves buy thefountain good luck hunting.

Havasu Hangin 03-19-2005 09:50 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by Von Bongo
I wonder if he is talking up his boat because it's for sale? Wonder why someone with a boat that bad ass would want to sell it?? Maybe to buy a cig??

http://www.offshoreonly.com/esvon/page-4635.html

80+ MPH? WOW! That is impressive.

I wonder what it'll do on the water?

:D

MrCIG 03-19-2005 11:24 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
Just another Wanabe. Get use to it :p

t500hps 03-20-2005 06:35 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
He can run with the bassboats.....they can run 80+ and require the same type of water.

SKRAMER 03-20-2005 11:37 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by t500hps
He can run with the bassboats.....they can run 80+ and require the same type of water.

LOL :evilb: :evilb:

US1 Fountain 03-20-2005 12:27 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
You Cig. guys ain't being very nice to Mr. Foxx. What you trying to do, run him off? :D :D

RF

Havasu Hangin 03-20-2005 12:51 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by US1 Fountain
You Cig. guys ain't being very nice to Mr. Foxx. What you trying to do, run him off? :D :D

RF

Come on, he can obviously take a joke...

...have you seen his boat?

:D

Sullie 03-20-2005 05:36 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by Havasu Hangin
Come on, he can obviously take a joke...

...have you seen his boat?

:D

LMAO,, Now,, - :D :D That's funny right there

rfoxx987 03-20-2005 08:29 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by stecz20
tribe it is... man, look what this clown said now.. he needs a time out, or a beating one or the other....lol.. poor guy, too much, ride the hammer, for this fellow.. stecz

Whoever posted that "Apaches and cigarettes suck" quote is trying to stir ****, that was not rfoxx987, This is getting ridiculous...I like my velocity, you obviously like your cigs, peace out...Enjoy yours, Ill enjoy mine, see ya at the bar.

adios :evilb:

stecz20 03-20-2005 10:22 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
i would never do such a thing.......

Havasu Hangin 03-20-2005 10:35 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by rfoxx987
Whoever posted that "Apaches and cigarettes suck" quote is trying to stir ****, that was not rfoxx987, This is getting ridiculous...I like my velocity, you obviously like your cigs, peace out...Enjoy yours, Ill enjoy mine, see ya at the bar.

adios :evilb:

That's it?????

Come on, partner...you gotta have more staying power than that! Wait...that's right...you do own a Velocity.

I guess I'll have to save the "your graphics look like they were designed by a 4 year-old on couph syrup" jokes for another day.

Cheers!

:D

stecz20 03-20-2005 10:41 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
poor fella...

Havasu Hangin 03-20-2005 10:51 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by stecz20
poor fella...

Yeah...he's probably having a tough time dealing with the fact that there are riding mowers out there that have more horsepower than his boat.

I guess I should go easy on him.

:D

stecz20 03-20-2005 11:00 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
no you shouldn't, not when he comes in here with his flaming hard on.. hes an a s s... a guy like that is not even worth our time, but sometimes its hard to resist...

Offshoreracr 03-21-2005 10:43 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
That is why our mothers told us not to do drugs! Someone tell rfoxx 987 that crack kills.

welfare racing 03-23-2005 09:04 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
with regards to the velocity / Cigarette (notice Cig has been capped) I have never seen chics on velocity's here in the Detroit area (alot of velocities here) but have seen alot of hotties on Cigaretts........Hmmmmm, no questions there!

welfare racing 03-23-2005 09:08 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
Also if anyone knows where there is a Cig that needs some Love old is fine let me know 30' up prefer a 35

[email protected]

Panic Button 03-27-2005 05:51 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by boomer
I don't think the 85 is a cafe. It my be an old flat deck.

My bad... It's an '86, not '85.

rfoxx987 03-31-2005 07:33 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by welfare racing
with regards to the velocity / cigarette (notice Cig has not been capped) I have never seen chics on Cigs here in the Detroit area (alot of velocities here) but have seen alot of hotties on Velocitys........Hmmmmm, no questions there!


lol

rfoxx987 04-01-2005 08:24 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by stecz20
what it is... man, look, dude,whatever.. he needs a beer, or a something, im kind of illiterate,one or the other....lol.. great guy, too much, ride the pole, for this fellow..gotta go, reggies on the phone... stecz


lol

stecz20 04-01-2005 01:34 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
your ok for a fountian guy... now back to your cave..

rfoxx987 04-01-2005 09:57 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
[QUOTE=stecz20]42 Fountains rock, sorry I ticked you off, I ll buy you a beer when and if you bring the rig to LOO...no disrespect, bro.





cool, no problem :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

rfoxx987 04-01-2005 10:05 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by Havasu Hangin
Reggie was making step bottoms in '88?

Even my old, heavy, water-logged, non-step Cafe has walked away from a couple "high-tech" Chris Crafts

As for a 28' Velocity with a 502 crate motor...most people I boat with would be too proud to be seen in one of those...but hey...as my sister once said, "any port in a storm". Cool boat, thanks for the pics!!! Will call you when I sell my pontoon!!!

:D

llol

Cafe Girl 04-01-2005 10:05 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
Hey rfoxx987 I bet that Velocity only does 80 mph when it is on the trailer and thats when your girlfriend or wife is driving!!!! :drink:

rfoxx987 04-01-2005 10:10 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
:evilb: :evilb: I met a girl on a cafe once...had to wake her up before her sister came over ...why dont you females take up washing clothes or doing dishes instead of invading our space...or buy a real boat... :evilb:

ps. you seem to know a lot about trailers...is that cus live in one??? :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Cafe Girl 04-01-2005 10:22 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
I met a girl on a cafe once...had to wake her up before her sister came over ...why don't you females take up washing clothes or doing dishes instead of invading our space...or buy a real boat...

I am so happy you had the opportunity to at least have met a girl ONCE!!! and the only cafe was the Denny's that was open after the bars close so you could feed your face with more!!!!! as for trailers it sounds like you know more about them than I dooooo!!!!! :p OH and for the washing clothes I would be afraid of what ---- marks I would find in your pants.

later

rfoxx987 04-01-2005 10:24 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
[QUOTE=Cafe Girl]Hey rfoxx987 I bet that Velocity is badass!!! My hubbys got a cig but I want you and will have you..call me!!! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

The Menace 04-02-2005 06:43 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by VelocityDriver
My bad... It's an '86, not '85.


86 is a raised style deck. Nice boat. I had one. A few serious issues to watch for. The deck design allows water to pool at the point where the cowling desends and meets the deck. Very poor design. Drain holes should have been designed like for the hatches of a TG. Check for rot.

The bulkhead between the v-berth and bench side seats is also a contingent weak area. Make sure you check the area where the liner is attached to the stringers underneath the bench seat storage compartments). Check for cracks (spider fractures).

The boats also exhibited some weakness in the engine compartment where the bulkhead (firewall or liner) is attached to the hull (rear seat area).

Good luck.

stecz20 04-03-2005 04:26 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
hey rfoxx, sounds like your having a conversation with yourself... poor guy..

GLH 04-03-2005 08:00 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
[QUOTE=rfoxx987]

Originally Posted by Cafe Girl
Hey rfoxx987 I bet that Velocity is badass!!! My hubbys got a cig but I want you and will have you..call me!!!

Another lady dispaying stellar performance boat knowledge...

Then again when you want a free ride I guess you'll jump on anything or anyone.

Gordo 04-06-2005 09:43 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 

Originally Posted by Offshoreracr
That is why our mothers told us not to do drugs! Someone tell rfoxx 987 that crack kills.

Gentlemen,
The guy owns a Velocity. I'm sure he is no stranger to cracks.

Team V 04-06-2005 10:12 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
:confused: No cracks in mine :rolleyes:

MYERSC5 04-06-2005 11:30 AM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
First You Have To Take Off The Trailer

thisistank 04-06-2005 12:46 PM

Re: What to look for in a Cafe
 
Not to stop all of this banter. However, getting back on track here.....

I was looking for a Cafe Racer for over a year. A good friend of mine had a '93 that was flawless and if the timing was right I would've picked it up when he bought his T/S Gun. But I didn' t and I kept looking for a Cafe.

I don't know what your price range is but it sounds like you are looking to spend somwhere between 65k to 80k. The things I knew I wanted was this:

1) the newer cabin...made after 1990 models. This layout was much more user friendly w/a small table, a head, and most importantly the large built in cooler!!

2) If possible an updated cockpit. This includes the head rest in the seats and a white dash. Alot of the early 90's Cafe's had black dashes and all had the low profile seats until '92 or 93 when they started putting them in.

3) Bravos. This is an ongoing debate and I know alot of people on here love TRS's but I had an issue with buying a boat with discontinued drives.

4) Turn key power. No blowers or older engines. I wanted newer 502's, HP500's or EFI 500's if possible.

I ended up speaking with Phil and he eventually talked me out of a Cafe and put me into a T/G for the same money I was looking at spending on a Cafe.

The deals are out there. Be patient and look around. There is a lot to be said for a late 80's cafe that has been totally updated like the 88 that is currently in the classifieds with that killer paint scheme! Good price and looks like a new boat. Good luck with the search! And just remember as soon as you start pimpin' the new Cig around you're going to forget about any other boat you have!! :drink:


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