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Rippem 10-29-2006 12:20 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 
Oh, and while you're down there handing out Geritol slushies to get the old folk to notice you and trust you...


pick up a gross of cheap walkers to hand out at the office. :p

axapowell 10-29-2006 05:15 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by Rippem
Oh, and while you're down there handing out Geritol slushies to get the old folk to notice you and trust you..


pick up a gross of cheap walkers to hand out at the office. :p

Great idea, and it worked well. I had a walker give-away at the boat show. Hired a 75yr old blonde (she was HOT) to run the machine. Had one for Guys (spiked with viagra) and the otherone for women 90% booze so as they got drunk, the horney old men were chasing them everywhere!!

Many new clients for my Monday meetings!

Dave

"Driving by Mister Davey"

RaggedEdge 10-29-2006 06:20 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by axapowell
Ahhh... the miss quote again. Hmmm looks like Ragged has some Miner issues?!?

Dave


Senator; Creating a false post is declared to be not allowed, the Chairman has spoken. Quotes may, however, be posted slightly altered, so long as the intent is to rid the original post of non essential content. When making adjustments to the original post one must pay upmost attention to spelling and diction.


RIP; It would appear, from the arm position, that the young lady in your new avatar is having somewhat of a problem in her quest.

RaggedEdge 10-29-2006 06:25 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by axapowell
"Driving Mister Davey"


Careful there Senator, the old folks are frail, you don't want to break him.


Please note the properly altered original post.

5PMSMWHR 10-29-2006 07:10 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by RaggedEdge
RIP; It would appear, from the arm position, that the young lady in your new avatar is having somewhat of a problem in her quest.

She's been lookin' for over 2600 posts, probably havin' trouble parting the lips..............

5PMSMWHR 10-29-2006 07:12 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 
....possibly an uncensored fisting post in the wrong place.

Rippem 10-29-2006 07:17 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 
more to the point gentlemen...

it's definitely a two hand-job holding this one. :D

axapowell 10-29-2006 08:52 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by Rippem
more to the point gentlemen...

it's definitely a two hand-job holding this one. :D


I'm thinking more like a two (empty) handed search. :D

Dave

Rippem 10-29-2006 09:08 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 

Originally Posted by axapowell
I'm thinking more like a two (empty) handed search.

In order to protect the far-from-innocent female participants...

I won't break out the expansive pic and vid archives to correct your thinking. ;) :drink:

axapowell 10-29-2006 09:33 PM

Re: Fort Lauderdale Show
 
this is going to be a long winter :drink:


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