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stecz20 06-23-2005 09:20 PM

Thanks Jcperf
 
i want to thank jc his guys and zul for taking care of me.. im not one to feel comfortable with anyone working on my stuff, but i know im in good hands.. i know jeff is a clown, but i was im pressed with how quickly he took care of me.. my motor is apart and all looks good... be back together next week and will be on zuls dyno....

we all had lunch today with jcs brother... zul was telling me how strange masher is.. zul said he likes masher and all, he just wished masher would not stare at his crotch so much when he talks to him.... i told zul not to feel bad, that masher always calls me for phone sex.... he likes for me to keep the phone next to me when i sleep, so he can hear my every breath..... he loves me...

thanks jeffy, and your 2nd grumpy dad, zul......

Ron P 06-23-2005 09:29 PM

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How much Duct tape did he use so far?

stecz20 06-23-2005 09:29 PM

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shut your face hippy...

stecz20 06-23-2005 09:30 PM

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he said, duct tape makes great gaskets...

masher44 06-23-2005 09:32 PM

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SH!T Dude.... JC doing work with assistance from Z and DC???? That bill is going to hurt :evilb:

stecz20 06-23-2005 09:38 PM

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well, jeffy is doing the work, but i think zul will fix what jeff breaks.....

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:05 PM

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yeah, but it sucks for me.. i have to pay jeffy to break it and z to fix it... he said for me not to worry, hell put his stickers all over my boat and valve covers...

Outdrive1 06-23-2005 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
yeah, but it sucks for me.. i have to pay jeffy to break it and z to fix it... he said for me not to worry, hell put his stickers all over my boat and valve covers...


Yeah duct tape written on with a Sharpie!!!! :evilb: :evilb:

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:10 PM

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how did you know....

Sean H 06-23-2005 11:12 PM

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maybe when he is done, he can give ya a reach around too....

Outdrive1 06-23-2005 11:12 PM

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Masher told me......... :D :D :D He said you also get free pink Izod with every motor job too. :D :D :D

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean H
maybe when he is done, he can give ya a reach around too....

i had to pay for that too.... nothing on the arm over in strong island.... my ass hurts from the last few days....

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:22 PM

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i need a haircut.... how else can i pay for your brother to break my sh it.. i have to skimp somewhere...

Outdrive1 06-23-2005 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JC performance engine
I went to lunch with Stecz today.does anybody else think he has an enormous head?freakin thing is the size of a small import.dont know were he could find a helmut. D.C.


Is it watermelon shaped or just big and round like pumpkin? Iknow some pretty good fiberglass guys that can make just about anything. Of course it won't be dot approved.

Tantrum 06-23-2005 11:29 PM

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Thats what Im talkin about Jeff, You tell him, Im tiered of waiting for him to catch up.

Outdrive1 06-23-2005 11:29 PM

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More Charlie Brown or Sipowitz (Dennis Franz from NYPD) looking?

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:30 PM

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dont listen to d.c.. he was so busy running around sniffing the seats, when a chick got up from her chair... strong island guys are a little odd... they love to call everybody a penis, this one is a penis with feet... its all they talk about... i knew masher had a connection here... they are all f ing him..

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:32 PM

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its not jeff.. its an impostor... its his loopy brother...

tomtbone1993 06-23-2005 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
i need a haircut.... how else can i pay for your brother to break my sh it.. i have to skimp somewhere...



my boy would have me in the water this week.............. :evilb: :evilb:

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:35 PM

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yeah, and you were the one who went seat sniffing.... no wonder your shot out. i thought it was spending all that time with jeffy....

Tantrum 06-23-2005 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JC performance engine
weren't you the one that brought the milf with the huge knockers and big nipples to our attention?

That sound right, where's the problem.

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:37 PM

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he would have got it ready for this weekend, im not going out this weekend so i told him to hold off... you cant rush perfection you fountain riding punk, motor blowing putz.....

tomtbone1993 06-23-2005 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
he would have got it ready for this weekend, im not going out this weekend so i told him to hold off... you cant rush perfection you fountain riding punk, motor blowing putz.....


sure................

Outdrive1 06-23-2005 11:47 PM

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That's a classic picture.......... :drink:

stecz20 06-23-2005 11:58 PM

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that pic is my fault.. i dropped the light and he was checking to see if it still worked... but i still got the shot.. it is classic...

tomtbone1993 06-24-2005 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
that pic is my fault.. i dropped the light and he was checking to see if it still worked... but i still got the shot.. it is classic...




sooooooooooooo
he helps you out on a sunday, and you drop his light? that's just wrong......poor jc

JCPERF 06-24-2005 12:34 AM

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:evilb: :evilb:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
sooooooooooooo
he helps you out on a sunday, and you drop his light? that's just wrong......poor jc


stecz20 06-24-2005 07:27 AM

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its was a Saturday, and it was my light.....

offshoredrillin 06-24-2005 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool
Is that hair gel??


:D :evilb: :drink: :evilb:

HA!, comes in it's own tube, just tug a few times:D

stecz20 06-25-2005 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by offshoredrillin
HA!, comes in it's own tube, just tug a few times:D

where have you been you yutz..... i know your not boating, i heard you skeered to use that tiger... too much rig for you...

offshoredrillin 06-25-2005 08:20 PM

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MR yutz to you, been busy AND been boating...the tiger runs like a dream:D

JCPERF 06-25-2005 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by offshoredrillin
MR yutz to you, been busy AND been boating...the tiger runs like a dream:D

But have you been drillin? :D

masher44 06-25-2005 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JCPERF
But have you been drillin? :D



his girlfriend Rosie Palm :evilb:

offshoredrillin 06-26-2005 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44
his girlfriend Rosie Palm :evilb:

..come home, quiet candleight dinner for one:D

HA! had some strippers over the other day:D ;)

masher44 03-23-2006 11:24 AM

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:evilb: :evilb:

masher44 03-23-2006 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JC performance engine
I went to lunch with Stecz today.does anybody else think he has an enormous head?freakin thing is the size of a small import.dont know were he could find a helmut. D.C.



DC.... :evilb: :evilb:

stecz20 03-23-2006 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by devastation
:evilb:

nice name, i like it...

Tantrum 03-23-2006 07:39 PM

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:evilb: very stealthy :evilb:

JCPERF 03-23-2006 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tantrum
:evilb: very stealthy :evilb:

Stompin the Vanillaromas :evilb: :evilb:


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