81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

...at least thats what the guys GPS said.... :rolleyes:

A few engine tweeks, some teak oil and a coat of wax and you have a ___________________!

You guys can fill in the blank. :D

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CIGAR...ayphotohosting

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I give filling in the blank a shot... a life time of work.

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I don't even know where to start :eek: This guy really likes to hear himself type :D What a jacka$$

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

81 mph...:drink: Maybe 8.1mph on the one motor, if it doesn't sink. And yes, that is a lifetime of work. :eek:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I bet that bottom paint is what makes it run so fast. :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

That is wayyyyyy too much work to fix that puppy :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Quite the description ... life is short... sounds like the owner still loves it.

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

For 2K, it *might* be a decent project - if your name is Fred and you just happen to have a complete marine parts store out back.... ;)

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I think he needs to pay someone to remove it :rolleyes:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

It would have been shorter if he just said what works, I feel like I should invite this guy over for Christmas dinner now

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

And doesn't plan on ever splashing it.

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

That kind of goes without saying.... :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I love the part about him renewing the registration until 2007, but he hasn't put the new numbers on yet, cuz it's not ready to be put in the water yet :eek: :D 2007 is too soon!! He may need till 2017 :evilb: :drink:

Oh yeah BTW ... it needs new zincs too LOL :D :D :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

What a PILE of _____!!!! :eek:

You get to fill in the blanks!!! :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Is there any part of this boat that isn't f'd up?????? :eek: :eek: 81 on the gps must have been while being towed to the lake.....If the pile sh!t trailer can make it there. At least the trim pump is good....... :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Well I went to look at the boat. After cleaning her up a bit, I found it to be a fake. I am sure you can see the differences.....:evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Is that the secret boat you've been trying buy for the last couple of weeks??????? :eek: :eek: I bet you were pretty upset that the guy put it on ebay. :( Lets just hope nobody drives the price up on you now.......... :rolleyes:
Penis named, Boston ***................. :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I only went to 1700$ once I saw the real name....

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

:D :D :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

that was 1700 too much you big dummy...........

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

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Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

:D :D :D
Dont think you can sneak in there at the last minute and steal it from me either.......... :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I'm parkin that POS in your front yard after I get it too......... :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Anyone know a good surveyor and transport company that can transport this piece? :rolleyes:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

"We tried to drain the oil, but could not get the drain plug out. We rounded off the bolt. We used a oil suck pump to pump out the oil and water mix thru the dip stick tube. Then we took the exhaust manifold off and the blown head off. We poured automatic trans. fluid on the pistons and lifters. A few weeks before this happened my wife and I found out we were going to become parents." :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

at least I can say I have a Cig :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

This boat needs a viking funeral.

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

81mph on GPS?.......I assume that was on a trailer, behind a truck, going down-hill, with a tail wind?

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

The reason my family boat this speed boat is because at the time a was working as a boat mechanic. :eek:



Where does this guy work I want to bring my rig right over for a oil change! :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

I see he shops at Trick Marine :D

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

SS Minnow steering wheel........

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

Just buy the boat you cheap arizona desert cricket :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

we were all trashing you in the chat room, what happened to you? :evilb: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

guilty as charged... like you have never been there :rolleyes: :evilb:

Re: 81 MPH, 28' Cig on E-bay
 

what about Z's? :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: