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Old 09-11-2005, 09:23 PM
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went boating a lot.


THE END
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:34 PM
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Was the author of this story a Lardwalrus?
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:58 PM
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Lol
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Old 09-12-2005, 05:03 AM
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OOOKAAYYY....................Is there something you wish to tell us??
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That's the most well-crafted, whitty and moving short story ever!!
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:01 AM
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HEY!!! I know that story!!!
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:27 AM
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Its called the Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale.
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:29 AM
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HEY!!! I know that story!!!

Me too
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Old 09-12-2005, 05:40 PM
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I have not been there, but I wish like hell I was,.... and that my ex wife had said it!!! I am living happily now but could have a lot more money if I was where you are. BIOTHCHHHHHH
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:42 PM
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Now that is some FUNNY CHIT! I don't care who you are!
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