You'll think you're being 'pun'ished #1
 

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

:D :D :rolleyes: ;)

Damn dude.....you're right

I feel much worse now...Thanks....

Man those were baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

#4!!! LOL!!!!! :D :D :D

Thanks for those,
Sean :)

:rolleyes: :D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :D