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Risk Taker 01-15-2002 09:09 AM

Lorena Bobbit's sister was arrested yesterday.......
 
......for trying to do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

She has been charged with a missdewiener.

:eek: :eek: :D :p

MERC575 01-15-2002 09:21 AM

:eek: :eek: :D :D

CigDaze 01-15-2002 09:49 AM

:D :D :D

Shorgasm 01-15-2002 09:52 AM

Did you guys here that Lorana Bobbit was actually a russian spy and her real name was......

Lorena Chopacokoff............ :rolleyes:

Sorry I couldn't help myself..... :D

Risk Taker 01-15-2002 09:54 AM

Now that's RUDE..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)

Luke_Chinewalker 01-15-2002 10:26 AM

not as RUDE as John Wayne Bobbit running around half cocked :eek:

Milord 01-15-2002 10:40 AM

:D :D

traviss 01-15-2002 11:51 AM

:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D

Hauling Trash 01-15-2002 01:33 PM

:D :D :D

Iggy 01-15-2002 01:38 PM

Tried to perform a Lopitoffame and missed eh?

Sorry, couldn't help it.
:rolleyes:

Madcow 01-15-2002 02:50 PM

That would be funny if my wife wasn't always threatining to take a potato peeler to me if she caught me cheating :eek: :eek:

Luke_Chinewalker 01-15-2002 02:56 PM

Iggy- maybe she was trying to perform a adadicktome on herself :eek:

HydroScream 01-15-2002 03:04 PM

LOL .....missdewiener

Shane 01-15-2002 04:29 PM

you guys CRACK me up! :D :D :D :D

BODYSHOT1 01-15-2002 05:04 PM

:eek: :eek: :D :D :D

OldSchool 01-15-2002 05:20 PM

I heard Lorena got her medical degree and changed her last name-Now she goes by Dr. Kutyakockov :D :D :D

bucky 01-15-2002 07:16 PM

Did you hear about the two drunks that just happened to be driving behind Lorena that night when she threw John's dick out of the car window? It bounced off of their windshield in the dark so one guy said to the other "HEY WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BUG WAS THAT? The othe guy said "I don't know but it sure had one hell of a big dick!!!!!!!" :D :D :D :D

bajabob38 01-15-2002 08:28 PM

:D :D

Luke_Chinewalker 01-15-2002 11:49 PM

Both Lorena and her sister are cockeyed ;)

Red Stripe 01-15-2002 11:53 PM

:D :D

Audiofn 01-16-2002 09:07 AM

:D :D :D :D


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