Yet another boat naming thread... please help.
 

Alright, looking for help-input.

Here are the ideas to work with:

Boat is a Cig, Playboy edition

I'm a Real Estate Broker/Investor

Lets hear 'em!

Thanks,
Andy

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need pics :D

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okiedokie

"spending your money"

"Commisioned"

"playboy mansion"


Congrats and post some pics please...

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Playboy investor :eek:

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Bunny Broker :bunny:

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Cummin Hard

opps, Honeyman already used that one...

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Stiffy!

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I hate posting pics until the deal is sealed, but deposit is paid & survey is Wednesday, there shouldn't be any problems. Bank is pushing me for the name for the docs.

Brad's old boat.

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Splittin' Hare(s)

Briar Patch

Ears To You

Ears To Me

Hare Attack

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Here ya go:


Bad Investment


Pound Foolish

Bad Money

Good Assets

Broke Again, (don't name it that)

Liquid Assets, (not original, but it's your boat, do what you want)

(Are you married?)

Strip Poker

Wet Spot

Bottom's Up

(not for long)

There's more to you then being in real estate.
What else can we play the name off of?

Subject to inspection? sounds pretty lame

Sale Pending? Yawn

Low Offer
Full Price Offer
Closed Escrow

ABC

Rich Dad

Poor Dad

Gas Hog

Creative Financing

I'm all out for now

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Will you have that boat in Crystal River? I saw a bad as$ cig out there today. Diferrent than the others I have seen around here.

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Maybe, I definitely had a crappy summer of boating there though. The AT was plagued with lots of BS problems, several switches went bad, trim tanks cracked, etc. None of them a big deal, but it was one after another for awhile.

Not Crystal Rivers fault, but the whole experience was bad; 3 months having a house there & only about 4 good days on the water. No fun at all.

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Did you sell the AT? You were probably out in CR more than I was this summer. I did most of my boating south of here this year.

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How 'bout "The Grotto". Hef's pool at the mansion is called the Grotto. So the Grotto is a wet peice of real estate and "what happens in the Grotto stays in the Grotto". :drink:

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The AT is gone. Pending a survey on Wednesday, I'll have a Cig.

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More stuff to work with.....


I'd like to focus on the Playboy & Real Estate aspect of "my life", but if you need more to work with, here goes:


31 yrs old

Unmarried

can't/won't give you anything else to work with.

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31, unmarried, with a newer Cig???

Life looks pretty damn good.

Congrats on your accomplishments and successes, past and future.

Enjoy the Cig.

Now you just need a hot little wife to run your life, tear your heart out, make you pay to see your children and teach you the real meaning of the word PAIN.

But I'm not bitter.
What was that they say, "Men lead lives of quiet desperation"

Oh sorry, tangent...


Little boats don't need names.

If something calls to you, great.

No problem in leaving the transom clear.

So what are the bits and piecs you are working with?
Is there something rolling around in your head that we can tune up with you?

maybe some collaboration to find what you are looking for?

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"Moisture Missile" Since Audiofn has not chimed in yet...

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GLH, can't do that since Bill named the Fountain that. I think Audio can die in peace now.

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LOL... no kidding... I fear that, almost to the point of paranoia. I do want a "normal" family one day, just trying my damndest to ensure my mental & financial health stay intact.

In the meantime... shopping is fun!

The bank says I must have a name before they can complete the docs. Some of the subtle or lower key ones I've been thinking of are:

Night Calls (pretty lame)

After Hours (ehh, ok, I guess)

After Dark (ehh...)

I'd like to tie in the Playboy theme without being overt. If people get it; great. If not, who cares?

I've been combing the Playboy site for ideas, hoping something will fit.

Survey tomorrow!! :D

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Hedonist

sportin a woodie

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My last boat was called "Slippery when wet"

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Going back to my saturday morning cartoon days here, but how about:

Rabbit Season ???

Or Rabbit Habit ?? you can get a playboy symbol painted on it with a nun's habit??? Ok, that's pushing it :D

Neither tie into the real estate angle.....I'll keep thinking tho....

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A pre nup will protect you from spousal support, (Is FL a comunity property state like CA?)
but there is no protection from child support.

Hmm, maybe offshore accounts, Banking in the Alps, What they don't know about they can't tell thier lawyer about...

Don't worry about that now, go boating.

along that theme is...

After Midnight

You could just name it
HEF

Good Luck

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How about "BAD HARE DAY" with a caricature of a nasty rabbit.?

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good one Brownie :D :D :D thats tuff to beat :drink:

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bunny banger

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Skinny Deal

Dirty Deal :D :D :D

Under Contract

Fast-Closure

Oh well .... It's not my boat.

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Can't sleep.
How about:
Wild Hare
Bunny Boat
Centerfold
Smokin' Bunny
BTW - Nice boat.

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Well, I settled on "After Hours" for a name. I like it more with the Playboy font I found. Once I pick up the boat (waiting on this damn hurricane), I'll get Bill "signs4boat" to work his magic, hopefully with a color fade in the name.