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Old 01-15-2002, 04:33 PM
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6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to
disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition
was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him ....what?

(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Old 01-15-2002, 04:35 PM
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Damn Risk, where do you get this ****?

I knew there was a reason for all of this
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You've really got to stop this.....

I'm gonna be sick.........

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Old 01-15-2002, 07:15 PM
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Shor'.....just for your amusement.....more to come...
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What a bunch of groaners.
Where did you find them.
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I love em!
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