How do I reply to this email???
 

I think this is a joke by one of you knuckleheads, :D :evilb: :drink: but I'm not sure. :rolleyes:

I figure that I might as well have a little fun with it, so whoever comes up with the funniest reply to the following email will be the one that I send in response to this:

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Subject :
YOUR 1200HP MOTOR
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Message :
I SAY $17,500 FOR IT I PAY HALF THE FIRST DAY I GET IT AND PAY U OUT MY CHECK AND EVERY FRIDAY I PAY U THE REST IN 4 WEEKS
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:eek: :D :evilb:

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

How about:

Have Mommy check your grammar and punctuation. Then resend your then, Big Boy email. That way maybe I'll know what you are talking about. :evilb:

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

I think you should stop smelling girl's bicycle seats as it is effecting your mind.

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

Thats $2187.00 a week . :eek:

He/She must be working at Wallmart :rolleyes:

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

How about this response:

"I will take the engine off the market upon receiving your 50% deposit.
I will keep the engine safely in my garage until your payments equal the other half of the balance."

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

I dont think 17500. is even half of what you wanted was it ? :D

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

For the pair...he's a little bit short. :cool: :D :drink:

I believe that the engines may be going to two guys in Texas, who are planning on splitting the pair and making some small cats go very fast! :eek: :cool: :drink:

I'm just looking to have a little fun with this email, it's obviously a joke.....I think. :rolleyes: :D

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

"I will be forwarding you contact info for my Nigerian banker who will conduct the transaction. "

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

LMAO!!!! That is on the right track. Maybe if I tell the guy that he doesn't need to pay me right away, just whenever he can get it to me would be OK. Then, if he can pay me an extra 20K I will give him the difference back in cash. :D :D :evilb:

Re: How do I reply to this email???
 

craig, i have a cashiers check for more than the amount you are asking for your engines, i would kindly send you this check if you could refund me the difference and send me the engines. i am also the heir to a large fortune in africa, if you coud send me your bank account number, i will transfer $50M US into, which you we be allowed to keep a small percentage for your help.